You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:16:13 pm PDT #6659 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Top Chef reunion: WTF? Why does fucking Stephen have to seem so fucking reasonable? All, "I learned so much from watching the show." I hated that guy!!


erikaj - May 10, 2006 6:16:30 pm PDT #6660 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

McCain "represents" me, allegedly. He only looks good cause who wouldn't next to a balls-out creep like Kyl?(if only he'd literally...well, that's a lovely image. Never mind.) Not to sound like crazy joiner party booster lady, but if you've got a problem with your Party, you could try showing up.


Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:20:10 pm PDT #6661 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh dear god.

My cable is broken, and they cant replace the box until Sunday.

TV. Withdrawal. Panic.

Send chocolate. Send boys. Send me sanity.

Withdrawal...


Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:23:40 pm PDT #6662 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, Allyson, I'm so sorry.

But, um, aren't you supposed to be writing a book and shit? This could be the opportunity you've needed and didn't even know it!


Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:26:27 pm PDT #6663 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Jesse, I am so not ready for you to make lemonade from my lemons.

I PEE IN YOUR LEMONADE.


Lee - May 10, 2006 6:29:54 pm PDT #6664 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Note to self: Never ever drink lemonade with Allyson.


Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:30:24 pm PDT #6665 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dude, it's not my lemonade! I'm having a mini-crisis myself right now, due to a lack of the Amazing Race.


aurelia - May 10, 2006 6:38:23 pm PDT #6666 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've got some extra rabbit ears I could send you, Allyson.


Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:40:36 pm PDT #6667 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just bought The Commitment by Dan Savage, for whom I have an unholy love, so at least there's something to read while I think about writing, "The Lurkers Support Me in Email."

I'm opening myself up to my shoddy behavior in The Great Zoe Finch Head Injury Incident.

Oy. "Hello, my name is Allyson, and sometimes I'm a big fat jerk."


aurelia - May 10, 2006 6:48:41 pm PDT #6668 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I have cleaned the bathroom, washed the windows (which fascinated the cats) and started on laundry. It's too late to vacuum. I should swiffer the bedroom, clean the litter box, and get some of my packing done. I think that means no tv for me tonight.