OMG, Allyson, I'm so sorry.
But, um, aren't you supposed to be writing a book and shit? This could be the opportunity you've needed and didn't even know it!
Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:23:40 pm PDT #6662 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:26:27 pm PDT #6663 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jesse, I am so not ready for you to make lemonade from my lemons.
I PEE IN YOUR LEMONADE.
Lee - May 10, 2006 6:29:54 pm PDT #6664 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Note to self: Never ever drink lemonade with Allyson.
Jesse - May 10, 2006 6:30:24 pm PDT #6665 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dude, it's not my lemonade! I'm having a mini-crisis myself right now, due to a lack of the Amazing Race.
aurelia - May 10, 2006 6:38:23 pm PDT #6666 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I've got some extra rabbit ears I could send you, Allyson.
Allyson - May 10, 2006 6:40:36 pm PDT #6667 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just bought The Commitment by Dan Savage, for whom I have an unholy love, so at least there's something to read while I think about writing, "The Lurkers Support Me in Email."
I'm opening myself up to my shoddy behavior in The Great Zoe Finch Head Injury Incident.
Oy. "Hello, my name is Allyson, and sometimes I'm a big fat jerk."
aurelia - May 10, 2006 6:48:41 pm PDT #6668 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I have cleaned the bathroom, washed the windows (which fascinated the cats) and started on laundry. It's too late to vacuum. I should swiffer the bedroom, clean the litter box, and get some of my packing done. I think that means no tv for me tonight.
Lee - May 10, 2006 7:02:57 pm PDT #6669 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Where are you going, Aurelia?
aurelia - May 10, 2006 7:08:18 pm PDT #6670 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I'm just visiting family for the weekend... seeing Mom on Mom's Day, y'know. But I have friends coming in to visit and they will be arriving here a day before I get back, so I feel like I should leave things as clean as possible.
Lee - May 10, 2006 7:11:06 pm PDT #6671 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Ah. Have a good time, with both.
This may shock you, but I actually mailed you stuff today.