If you slouch while sitting on a balance ball, you wobble alarmingly and possibly fall over. You have to sit up straight. I lurves my balance ball.

Will it give you better posture? Someone pointed out to me recently that I never developed "retail muscles" and she's right-- my back kills me if I'm on my feet for two-three hours straight. Something like that would help, right?

If she gets a pic of him wet, she wins.

I've been awfully bewildered in this conversation, and I think I've worked out that it's because I've been confusing Anderson Cooper with Bradley Cooper.

I've been confusing Anderson Cooper with Bradley Cooper.

They can BOTH be Undersecretary of Being Adorable.

Will it give you better posture?

I think so. It makes you more aware of how you're sitting and standing. Of course, I have been conditioned to watch my posture by friends who are costumers and seamstresses: "Don't you DARE slouch in that dress!"

What. Jessica. Said.

Top Chef reunion: WTF? Why does fucking Stephen have to seem so fucking reasonable? All, "I learned so much from watching the show." I hated that guy!!

McCain "represents" me, allegedly. He only looks good cause who wouldn't next to a balls-out creep like Kyl?(if only he'd literally...well, that's a lovely image. Never mind.) Not to sound like crazy joiner party booster lady, but if you've got a problem with your Party, you could try showing up.

Oh dear god.

My cable is broken, and they cant replace the box until Sunday.

TV. Withdrawal. Panic.

Send chocolate. Send boys. Send me sanity.

Withdrawal...

OMG, Allyson, I'm so sorry.

But, um, aren't you supposed to be writing a book and shit? This could be the opportunity you've needed and didn't even know it!