Penicillin really has ruined all the fun.
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
'The Message'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 10:02:30 am PDT #6088 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
§ ita § - May 08, 2006 10:02:55 am PDT #6089 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My friends are too clean-living.
And here I am wondering if mine are too dirty. I can't swear there's any syphilis, but we could trade and see. That way I can be relatively dirty again.
Steph L. - May 08, 2006 10:04:55 am PDT #6090 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My friends are too clean-living.
And here I am wondering if mine are too dirty.
My friends are pretty damn dirty, but apparently they paid attention in the safer-sex lecture.
§ ita § - May 08, 2006 10:07:10 am PDT #6091 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My friends are pretty damn dirty, but apparently they paid attention in the safer-sex lecture
NO FUN. I mean, apart from where it's more fun.
I guess I'll just have to wait until Jesse gets a hooker for me, and then do something terribly dirty to start evening things out.
JZ - May 08, 2006 10:08:14 am PDT #6092 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
My friends are too clean-living.
And here I am wondering if mine are too dirty.
See, between the two of you, you have a full set of friends who are just exactly dirty enough.
Toddson - May 08, 2006 10:12:26 am PDT #6093 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
My irony of the day - I'm so full of antibiotics that I'm probably killing bacteria ten feet from my body. So I come down with a cold - a VIRUS.
tommyrot - May 08, 2006 10:16:20 am PDT #6094 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some more pictures from the Power Tool Drag Race:
Belt sander being ridden by Nun-doll holding a bong: [link]
Power tool being ridden by a burning Teddy Bear: [link] [link] [link]
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 10:17:59 am PDT #6095 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
My irony of the day - I'm so full of antibiotics that I'm probably killing bacteria ten feet from my body. So I come down with a cold - a VIRUS.
no. No. NO! How awful Todd. What might comfort you now? A little song? Perhaps healing haiku? A slightly off color joke? Loads of healing ~ma coming your way.
Toddson - May 08, 2006 10:20:03 am PDT #6096 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Thanks, Beej. It's a cold and it'll be gone by the time I head to SF. Which is all that really counts, right?
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 10:21:43 am PDT #6097 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Well. I suppose. But ugh, none the less.
Good on ya for keeping the chin up. Last time I had multiple ookies at the same time, I was a defeatoid in the first degree. You are in inspiration.