My friends are too clean-living.
And here I am wondering if mine are too dirty.
See, between the two of you, you have a full set of friends who are just exactly dirty enough.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - May 08, 2006 10:08:14 am PDT #6092 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Toddson - May 08, 2006 10:12:26 am PDT #6093 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
My irony of the day - I'm so full of antibiotics that I'm probably killing bacteria ten feet from my body. So I come down with a cold - a VIRUS.
tommyrot - May 08, 2006 10:16:20 am PDT #6094 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Some more pictures from the Power Tool Drag Race:
Belt sander being ridden by Nun-doll holding a bong: [link]
Power tool being ridden by a burning Teddy Bear: [link] [link] [link]
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 10:17:59 am PDT #6095 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
My irony of the day - I'm so full of antibiotics that I'm probably killing bacteria ten feet from my body. So I come down with a cold - a VIRUS.
no. No. NO! How awful Todd. What might comfort you now? A little song? Perhaps healing haiku? A slightly off color joke? Loads of healing ~ma coming your way.
Toddson - May 08, 2006 10:20:03 am PDT #6096 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Thanks, Beej. It's a cold and it'll be gone by the time I head to SF. Which is all that really counts, right?
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 10:21:43 am PDT #6097 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Well. I suppose. But ugh, none the less.
Good on ya for keeping the chin up. Last time I had multiple ookies at the same time, I was a defeatoid in the first degree. You are in inspiration.
Calli - May 08, 2006 10:33:26 am PDT #6098 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Cookie Monster asks: Is Me really monster?
DawnK - May 08, 2006 10:34:08 am PDT #6099 of 10002
giraffe mode
Does she commonly call him Rachel or only when he's being a weasel?
Trudy, almost all the time, although she thinks his existance on the planet is pretty annoying all the time, so I'd wager he'd be Rachel all the time either way. The only time she doesn't do it is if he has friends over because he can rat out her nickname ("boo boo") to her friends so blackmail works. I laugh every time she does it, because I picture my 4 year old being very serious about having a sister and her sense of betrayal when we told her I was having a boy.
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 10:37:21 am PDT #6100 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
SO fucking funny. Killing me.
DawnK - May 08, 2006 10:41:45 am PDT #6101 of 10002
giraffe mode
Killing me
She has the 14-year-old ability to put a snear into too sometimes. I die laughing on the inside when she does it, because it's so obnoxious but funny at the same time.