My irony of the day - I'm so full of antibiotics that I'm probably killing bacteria ten feet from my body. So I come down with a cold - a VIRUS.

no. No. NO! How awful Todd. What might comfort you now? A little song? Perhaps healing haiku? A slightly off color joke? Loads of healing ~ma coming your way.

Thanks, Beej. It's a cold and it'll be gone by the time I head to SF. Which is all that really counts, right?

Well. I suppose. But ugh, none the less.

Good on ya for keeping the chin up. Last time I had multiple ookies at the same time, I was a defeatoid in the first degree. You are in inspiration.

Cookie Monster asks: Is Me really monster?

Does she commonly call him Rachel or only when he's being a weasel?

Trudy, almost all the time, although she thinks his existance on the planet is pretty annoying all the time, so I'd wager he'd be Rachel all the time either way. The only time she doesn't do it is if he has friends over because he can rat out her nickname ("boo boo") to her friends so blackmail works. I laugh every time she does it, because I picture my 4 year old being very serious about having a sister and her sense of betrayal when we told her I was having a boy.

SO fucking funny. Killing me.

Killing me

She has the 14-year-old ability to put a snear into too sometimes. I die laughing on the inside when she does it, because it's so obnoxious but funny at the same time.

Is Me really monster?

I've been using that as the source of my tagline for a few days now.

She has the 14-year-old ability to put a snear into too sometimes. I die laughing on the inside when she does it, because it's so obnoxious but funny at the same time.

So, so, SO funny. Reallly, tears in my eyes.

Do you ever screw up and do it yourself?

I've been using that as the source of my tagline for a few days now.

Yep, I see that now. I hadn't read the McSweeny's thing until today. Did you already post the link to it?