I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 9:33:55 am PDT #6078 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee, this is exactly why Allie still calls David "Rachel", she still wants a sister and it's been 10 years!

Dawn, I am laughing out loug. Literally. Embarassingly. In my office.

Does she commonly call him Rachel or only when he's being a weasel?


DavidS - May 08, 2006 9:35:33 am PDT #6079 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(And a sneaky hi-five to Topic!Cindy, who voiced my own suspicions a couple weeks back...)

Yeah, Cindy totally glommed onto JZ's not entirely subtle revelation that she was sleepy and blurpy. ("What're you doing talking about how you feel in front of Buffistas!?! All they do is try to figure out the next plot revelation!")

I don't know if you all recall my story of how JZ and I got engaged, but I did have to work through a lot of issues about becoming a parent again. One thing that tipped me over was thinking about that picture JZ used as her icon over on WX, when she was a toddler and was standing there playing with her ear. And she had dark wavy hair and big eyes and looked watchful and smart and sweet and strong. And I thought, "Yeah, I'd like a little girl like that."

The other thing was an image that came to my mind of Jacqueline being pregnant and my hand was on her belly and she looked up into my face and smiled. And when I thought about that I wanted it. I thought, "I would want to meet the person that was half me and half her and wholely themself."

So. I'm very happy that Jacqueline is pregnant and particuarly pleased that it's a girl this time.


Jon B. - May 08, 2006 9:37:43 am PDT #6080 of 10002
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

and particuarly pleased that it's a girl this time.

Or perhaps a boy with a tiny weewee.
t ducks


Fiona - May 08, 2006 9:38:30 am PDT #6081 of 10002

Awww, that's lovely. I know it's been a leap for you, Hec, but I know it will be so, so worth it. Best wishes to you both, and your co-production in utero.

Edit: the awww was for Hec, not Jon - xpost!


shrift - May 08, 2006 9:38:54 am PDT #6082 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, ow. I've unpacked the rest of my boxes, done tons of dishes, and have put some chicken in the slow cooker. Now I just need to contemplate doing laundry, take a shower, and go to the grocery store to get stuff for whatever I plan to do with the chicken.

I probably should figure out what I'm making before that, huh. Any suggestions?


Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 9:40:38 am PDT #6083 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"Or perhaps a boy with a tiny weewee. t ducks "

Hey, some ducks have a penis half the size of their body!


beekaytee - May 08, 2006 9:50:31 am PDT #6084 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I don't know if you all recall my story of how JZ and I got engaged, but I did have to work through a lot of issues about becoming a parent again. One thing that tipped me over was thinking about that picture JZ used as her icon over on WX, when she was a toddler and was standing there playing with her ear. And she had dark wavy hair and big eyes and looked watchful and smart and sweet and strong. And I thought, "Yeah, I'd like a little girl like that."

The other thing was an image that came to my mind of Jacqueline being pregnant and my hand was on her belly and she looked up into my face and smiled. And when I thought about that I wanted it. I thought, "I would want to meet the person that was half me and half her and wholely themself."

So. I'm very happy that Jacqueline is pregnant and particuarly pleased that it's a girl this time.

Wow. This is seriously tears-of-joyworthy. How beautiful.


DavidS - May 08, 2006 9:51:44 am PDT #6085 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or perhaps a boy with a tiny weewee.

Heh. They weren't looking for actual weewee so much as pelvic tilt on the first ultrasound. Which, incidentally, was done by the same ultrasound tech we had when Emmett was in the womb. ("If it tilts up it's usually a boy, if the tilt is toward the toes it's a girl." "Are you sure?" "Well, don't quote me in court...")

She came in and seemed familiar. But it wasn't until I heard her voice and her dry sense of humor that I realized, shit, it's the same one. So I asked Phyllis, "How long have you been doing this?"

"Uccch, it feels like forever, but it's been about 11 years." Which is exactly right since she hadn't been doing it for very long when she did the ultrasound on Emmett.

Anyway, I found it to be a very encouraging sign and almost immediately relaxed about the pregnancy at that point. Up until then JZ kept testing positive for one freakin' thing or another that had to be eliminated. As it turns out, genetic testing showed that she was a recessive carrier for Cystic Fibrosis. So we had to test me to clear that. Then she came back with a positive blood test for syphillis.

Which the doctor covered by saying, "We don't actually think you have syphyllis but a false positive means we have to test for autoimmune disorders, like Lupus."

So JZ was pretty much constantly stressed during the early weeks.

Final scorecard, however:

No CF
No funny syphillis (thought lots of funny syphillis jokes around the house)
No Lupus
Girl Zmayby


§ ita § - May 08, 2006 9:55:52 am PDT #6086 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Please free me from this conference call. I hate the systems where you announce your name, and so it names you when you click off. Sometimes (like now) I play nice and give my name, but now I can't sneak away in the middle.

I've been doing other work during most of the call anyway, so I have no clear of idea of what they're talking about.

Plus I'm the lightheaded again.


Steph L. - May 08, 2006 10:01:57 am PDT #6087 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

No funny syphillis

Damn, I *never* know anyone with syphillis! My friends are too clean-living.