Congrats to the Zmayhems and the Zbaby!
Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 08, 2006 6:30:19 am PDT #6040 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
flea - May 08, 2006 6:36:52 am PDT #6041 of 10002
information libertarian
Yay JZ and Hec! Buckle your seatbelts! It was lonely being the only pregnant buffista since February.
Pleaces on my body that don't itch with poison ivy: right breast, left ear, feet, back between waist and shoulder blades. I look much worse than the pic I posted in LJ yesterday - my whole left eye is now involved. I am off to the Ob/Gyn to have a serious conversation about just how counterindicated steroid shots are during the 3rd trimester. I am not hopeful, alas.
JZ - May 08, 2006 6:39:53 am PDT #6042 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, flea, that's awful. Is it way, way past the reach of topical Benadryl and suchlike? (And holy shit, your eye!)
Vibing hard for the Ob/Gyn to find some kind of steroid loophole or miracle drug.
§ ita § - May 08, 2006 6:41:52 am PDT #6043 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Congratulations, JZ and Hec!
Vortex, Meredith slept with more than two guys since Derek--possibly many more. She had that one night stand phase where one of her guys came in to be treated for priapism. Doesn't excuse his behaviour, though.
Kathy, that's way too much.
Katefate, I think you should pitch that sitcom. America's almost ready, but the drag queens will have to be able to have relationships.
I am light-headed and groggy this morning. It's like a flashback to December. Which isn't fun.
Calli - May 08, 2006 6:43:59 am PDT #6044 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Zmayhemites!
I'm sorry about the poison ivy, flea.
Ginger - May 08, 2006 6:45:45 am PDT #6045 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's awful, flea. Cortisone is so the answer, so I hope there is a special poison ivy dispensation.
Theodosia - May 08, 2006 6:50:28 am PDT #6046 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It wouldn't surprise me if topical cortisone could be used, anyway.
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 6:50:42 am PDT #6047 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
This is taking me back to grad school days, where I came out among drag queens. Three of them took a house with a fourth friend. They took in a high school student who was thrown out by her parents when she came home with a girlfriend her senior year. The queens allowed her to have the gf over, but only when her homework was done, and as long as she stayed in school and kept her grades up enough to graduate.
I would watch this sitcom. Episode idea: One day when a blizzard was coming, the queens invited me over to be snowed in with them. I accompanied "Euretha Franklin" [sic] to get supplies: grocery store for massive amounts of Kraft mac and cheese, liquor store, and a newstand for porn for everyone. Orphan girl had sent a list of her preferences. For porn, not food or liquor.
Katefate, they should film that and show it every Christmas.
Zmaby!
Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.
Zmaby, baby, I'm taken with the notion
Your diaper rash is gonna need some lotion...
Stephanie - May 08, 2006 6:51:15 am PDT #6048 of 10002
Trust my rage
I haven't even read the announcement yet, but yay to JZ & Hec! More buffistas babies!
Kathy A - May 08, 2006 6:55:54 am PDT #6049 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.
See now, I'm filking Buddy Holly.
Zmayby baby, they'll have yoooouuu
Zmayby baby, you'll be duuuuee