Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 08, 2006 6:55:54 am PDT #6049 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.

See now, I'm filking Buddy Holly.

Zmayby baby, they'll have yoooouuu

Zmayby baby, you'll be duuuuee


Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 7:01:27 am PDT #6050 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Much better call, Kathy!


Jesse - May 08, 2006 7:03:51 am PDT #6051 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Holy crap, flea, that sounds terrible. I hope the Dr. can come up with something for you.


Kathy A - May 08, 2006 7:19:11 am PDT #6052 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Does anyone know the best way to order a phone book nowadays? Used to be you'd just call up the phone company and they'd drop one off for you, but now I don't know who to call!


§ ita § - May 08, 2006 7:20:24 am PDT #6053 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does anyone know the best way to order a phone book nowadays?

In my recent moving experience, they just show up a few weeks in. And by "they" I mean a number of different yellow pages, all purporting to be the one true lookup.

So I just use online instead.


aurelia - May 08, 2006 7:22:17 am PDT #6054 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Aurelia, for some reason your tagline made me cry last night.

Aw, don't cry. It was such a sweet moment.

Zmayby!!

Poor itchy Flea.

I'm $400 lighter (or rather, further in debt) but my car works now. And I'm late for work so I should get going.


§ ita § - May 08, 2006 7:24:49 am PDT #6055 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my car works now

Was it a dead battery?


aurelia - May 08, 2006 7:26:53 am PDT #6056 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Was it a dead battery?

And alternator. Plus I was due for an oil change.


Scrappy - May 08, 2006 7:32:10 am PDT #6057 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hooray Zmayhems! What a lucky baby to be born into such a cool and loving household.


sumi - May 08, 2006 7:37:48 am PDT #6058 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I'm so glad that I wasn't imagining the Budweiser Clydesdales yesterday!