Congratulations, JZ and Hec!
Vortex, Meredith
slept with more than two guys since Derek--possibly many more. She had that one night stand phase where one of her guys came in to be treated for priapism.
Doesn't excuse his behaviour, though.
Kathy, that's way too much.
Katefate, I think you should pitch that sitcom. America's almost ready, but the drag queens will have to be able to have relationships.
I am light-headed and groggy this morning. It's like a flashback to December. Which isn't fun.
Congratulations, Zmayhemites!
I'm sorry about the poison ivy, flea.
That's awful, flea. Cortisone is so the answer, so I hope there is a special poison ivy dispensation.
It wouldn't surprise me if
topical
cortisone could be used, anyway.
This is taking me back to grad school days, where I came out among drag queens. Three of them took a house with a fourth friend. They took in a high school student who was thrown out by her parents when she came home with a girlfriend her senior year. The queens allowed her to have the gf over, but only when her homework was done, and as long as she stayed in school and kept her grades up enough to graduate.
I would watch this sitcom. Episode idea: One day when a blizzard was coming, the queens invited me over to be snowed in with them. I accompanied "Euretha Franklin" [sic] to get supplies: grocery store for massive amounts of Kraft mac and cheese, liquor store, and a newstand for porn for everyone. Orphan girl had sent a list of her preferences. For porn, not food or liquor.
Katefate, they should film that and show it every Christmas.
Zmaby!
Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.
Zmaby, baby, I'm taken with the notion
Your diaper rash is gonna need some lotion...
I haven't even read the announcement yet, but yay to JZ & Hec! More buffistas babies!
Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.
See now, I'm filking Buddy Holly.
Zmayby baby, they'll have yoooouuu
Zmayby baby, you'll be duuuuee
Holy crap, flea, that sounds terrible. I hope the Dr. can come up with something for you.
Does anyone know the best way to order a phone book nowadays? Used to be you'd just call up the phone company and they'd drop one off for you, but now I don't know who to call!