That's awful, flea. Cortisone is so the answer, so I hope there is a special poison ivy dispensation.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - May 08, 2006 6:45:45 am PDT #6045 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Theodosia - May 08, 2006 6:50:28 am PDT #6046 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
It wouldn't surprise me if topical cortisone could be used, anyway.
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 6:50:42 am PDT #6047 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
This is taking me back to grad school days, where I came out among drag queens. Three of them took a house with a fourth friend. They took in a high school student who was thrown out by her parents when she came home with a girlfriend her senior year. The queens allowed her to have the gf over, but only when her homework was done, and as long as she stayed in school and kept her grades up enough to graduate.
I would watch this sitcom. Episode idea: One day when a blizzard was coming, the queens invited me over to be snowed in with them. I accompanied "Euretha Franklin" [sic] to get supplies: grocery store for massive amounts of Kraft mac and cheese, liquor store, and a newstand for porn for everyone. Orphan girl had sent a list of her preferences. For porn, not food or liquor.
Katefate, they should film that and show it every Christmas.
Zmaby!
Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.
Zmaby, baby, I'm taken with the notion
Your diaper rash is gonna need some lotion...
Stephanie - May 08, 2006 6:51:15 am PDT #6048 of 10002
Trust my rage
I haven't even read the announcement yet, but yay to JZ & Hec! More buffistas babies!
Kathy A - May 08, 2006 6:55:54 am PDT #6049 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Really, I think "Zmaby" wins. We'll just try to not filk Amy Grant.
See now, I'm filking Buddy Holly.
Zmayby baby, they'll have yoooouuu
Zmayby baby, you'll be duuuuee
Trudy Booth - May 08, 2006 7:01:27 am PDT #6050 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Much better call, Kathy!
Jesse - May 08, 2006 7:03:51 am PDT #6051 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy crap, flea, that sounds terrible. I hope the Dr. can come up with something for you.
Kathy A - May 08, 2006 7:19:11 am PDT #6052 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Does anyone know the best way to order a phone book nowadays? Used to be you'd just call up the phone company and they'd drop one off for you, but now I don't know who to call!
§ ita § - May 08, 2006 7:20:24 am PDT #6053 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does anyone know the best way to order a phone book nowadays?
In my recent moving experience, they just show up a few weeks in. And by "they" I mean a number of different yellow pages, all purporting to be the one true lookup.
So I just use online instead.
aurelia - May 08, 2006 7:22:17 am PDT #6054 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Aurelia, for some reason your tagline made me cry last night.
Aw, don't cry. It was such a sweet moment.
Zmayby!!
Poor itchy Flea.
I'm $400 lighter (or rather, further in debt) but my car works now. And I'm late for work so I should get going.