Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


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aurelia - May 07, 2006 7:00:37 pm PDT #5983 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Just auld lang pain.

I have a shoulder and a wrist that get sentimental that way.


§ ita § - May 07, 2006 7:09:57 pm PDT #5984 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a shoulder and a wrist that get sentimental that way.

Doesn't it suck when they sing in harmony?

Speaking of which...okay, not really, but it's sad to read about any instance of crippling migraines, not just Rachel Bilson's.

The actress almost lost her life at 14 after the car she was riding in with pals crashed into another vehicle on California's beach road the Pacific Coast Highway.

She says, "I basically died and then came back. The window went into my head. It was really gross."

The 24-year-old, who has a permanent reminder of the accident in the shape of a scar above her right eye, admits she still suffers from crippling migraines and memory loss - both of which she credits to her brush with death.

ISTR Marcia Cross (Bree from Desperate Housewives) also suffer(s/ed) from really bad ones.


tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:27:04 pm PDT #5985 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Power tool drag races


aurelia - May 07, 2006 7:35:13 pm PDT #5986 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Doesn't it suck when they sing in harmony?

Yup.

Was it Marcia Cross who blamed it on mercury poisoning from fish?

I think a different interpretation of "drag" would make races much more entertaining.


Jesse - May 07, 2006 7:35:35 pm PDT #5987 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, Marcia Cross is a spokesperson for Imitrex.


tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:38:35 pm PDT #5988 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think a different interpretation of "drag" would make races much more entertaining.

"Drag Queens with Power Tools" - Should this be

  • a movie?
  • a play?
  • a musical?


§ ita § - May 07, 2006 7:41:33 pm PDT #5989 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Marcia Cross is a spokesperson for Imitrex

Aha! My sometimes wonder-drug. But I gotta switch back and forth between that and Maxalt, not least of all to get insurance to pay for my relief.

Tommy, the assumption is that it's porn, right?


tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:43:47 pm PDT #5990 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, the assumption is that it's porn, right?

Not necessarily. It could be a light comedy about three drag queens who open a hardware store...

... and maybe a plucky orphan girl.


Jesse - May 07, 2006 7:45:07 pm PDT #5991 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Drag Queens With Power Tools is the next Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and/or To Wong Foo, depending on who they can get.


tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:47:54 pm PDT #5992 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm thinking that maybe at first the orphan girl is not so much plucky as she is bitter and distant. The drag queens teach the girl about love and family by forcing her to work in the hardware store. So, you know, cross-dressing, power tools and child labor save the day....