Yeah, Marcia Cross is a spokesperson for Imitrex.
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 07, 2006 7:35:35 pm PDT #5987 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:38:35 pm PDT #5988 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think a different interpretation of "drag" would make races much more entertaining.
"Drag Queens with Power Tools" - Should this be
- a movie?
- a play?
- a musical?
§ ita § - May 07, 2006 7:41:33 pm PDT #5989 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Marcia Cross is a spokesperson for Imitrex
Aha! My sometimes wonder-drug. But I gotta switch back and forth between that and Maxalt, not least of all to get insurance to pay for my relief.
Tommy, the assumption is that it's porn, right?
tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:43:47 pm PDT #5990 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy, the assumption is that it's porn, right?
Not necessarily. It could be a light comedy about three drag queens who open a hardware store...
... and maybe a plucky orphan girl.
Jesse - May 07, 2006 7:45:07 pm PDT #5991 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Drag Queens With Power Tools is the next Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and/or To Wong Foo, depending on who they can get.
tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:47:54 pm PDT #5992 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm thinking that maybe at first the orphan girl is not so much plucky as she is bitter and distant. The drag queens teach the girl about love and family by forcing her to work in the hardware store. So, you know, cross-dressing, power tools and child labor save the day....
DavidS - May 07, 2006 7:48:32 pm PDT #5993 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Drag Queens With Power Tools is the next Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and/or To Wong Foo, depending on who they can get.
You gotta be sure your boa is safely tossed over your shoulder before you start the belt sander.
tommyrot - May 07, 2006 7:52:12 pm PDT #5994 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You gotta be sure your boa is safely tossed over your shoulder before you start the belt sander.
There could also be a subplot - the coming out story of an Underwriters' Laboratories engineer....
Jesse - May 07, 2006 7:54:05 pm PDT #5995 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I really think we might be on to something here. Sequins yes, boa no, in the hardware store.
§ ita § - May 07, 2006 7:54:30 pm PDT #5996 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, I think it should be porn. So, maybe you have ot ease up on the child quotient a bit, but I think it could really work.
::sigh::
Cinammon bread toast is such a drag when you don't have a toaster. Muffins and bagels much easier.
Still, it's rooibos time! With cinammon toast, because I'm way crazy like that.