I'm thinking that maybe at first the orphan girl is not so much plucky as she is bitter and distant. The drag queens teach the girl about love and family by forcing her to work in the hardware store. So, you know, cross-dressing, power tools and child labor save the day....
Xander ,'Selfless'
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Drag Queens With Power Tools is the next Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and/or To Wong Foo, depending on who they can get.
You gotta be sure your boa is safely tossed over your shoulder before you start the belt sander.
You gotta be sure your boa is safely tossed over your shoulder before you start the belt sander.
There could also be a subplot - the coming out story of an Underwriters' Laboratories engineer....
I really think we might be on to something here. Sequins yes, boa no, in the hardware store.
Well, I think it should be porn. So, maybe you have ot ease up on the child quotient a bit, but I think it could really work.
::sigh::
Cinammon bread toast is such a drag when you don't have a toaster. Muffins and bagels much easier.
Still, it's rooibos time! With cinammon toast, because I'm way crazy like that.
Still, it's rooibos time! With cinammon toast, because I'm way crazy like that.
Could it be roombas with cinnamon toast? And they have a little tray on top and bring it to you in the morning? To the drag queens with the tool belts?
I still need to buy some rooibos. I don't know why I can never remember to do that.
Well, I think it should be porn. So, maybe you have ot ease up on the child quotient a bit, but I think it could really work.
Possible line of dialog:
"The orphan girl is coming home from her shift at the hardware store - quick, hide the porn!"
Could it be roombas with cinnamon toast?
Fuck. I keep meaning to buy a roomba. But I end up buying silk dresses or lipsticks or pretty underwear or underarmour heat gear. I don't know what's wrong with me.
OK, upon reading the headline Man in black kills 24-year-old, how many people's first reaction is, "Zombie Johhny Cash"?
Maybe that means I should go to bed....