tommyrot, it that one of those litmus test images, so you can find out if you're porning everything or not?

Not that that pic takes too much work.

Speaking of...okay, nothing, two friends of mine who are totally disgusting have found a joke that's too disgusting to tell me. I know a few key words, and could probably google it, but I don't want to. The internet is a cold and scary place. It has goatse. It has tub girl. This joke is supposed to be worse than either.

I haven't accomplished much today, but I did teach, and I did learn things about porn. So that's something. Sadly, headache coming on.

Tub girl?

No, I don't want to know.

You really don't, Sean, and I say that having just googled it myself.

Too late. I googled too.Thanks anyway for trying to take the bullet for me on that one, Perkins.

Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google. [eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]

The first time I saw goatse, I blanked it out entirely, which led to me stumbling on it a second time. When I first saw tub girl, I realised I had to learn from the goatse thing, and bury it pretty deep, but not so deep I couldn't dredge the horror up as protection from seeing it afresh.

Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google.

Sure, NOW you tell us. At least I didn't image google.

So now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?

[eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]

Oh no. There's probably going to be horrible mental scarring, but I think I'm still in shock, so it's difficult to say.

Okay, I'm not going to go look for it, but that means you have to stop talking about it. Is the deal.

now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?

It's obviously the internet's fault and not mine.

I think I'm going to get told the joke eventually. Then I can google it (if I haven't burned out my brainstem in horror) and/or share it here in whitefont.

I love not knowing what the joke is. I love the idea that I might be being set up, or let down, or maybe I just can't imagine how gross gross can be.

I do love a good boundary--and how do you know it's good if you don't bounce off it a couple times?