Too late. I googled too.Thanks anyway for trying to take the bullet for me on that one, Perkins.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - May 07, 2006 2:10:26 pm PDT #5905 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:10:33 pm PDT #5906 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google. [eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]
The first time I saw goatse, I blanked it out entirely, which led to me stumbling on it a second time. When I first saw tub girl, I realised I had to learn from the goatse thing, and bury it pretty deep, but not so deep I couldn't dredge the horror up as protection from seeing it afresh.
Lee - May 07, 2006 2:11:40 pm PDT #5907 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google.
Sure, NOW you tell us. At least I didn't image google.
Sean K - May 07, 2006 2:12:05 pm PDT #5908 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
So now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?
Sean K - May 07, 2006 2:15:18 pm PDT #5909 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
[eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]
Oh no. There's probably going to be horrible mental scarring, but I think I'm still in shock, so it's difficult to say.
Emily - May 07, 2006 2:16:33 pm PDT #5910 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay, I'm not going to go look for it, but that means you have to stop talking about it. Is the deal.
§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:17:02 pm PDT #5911 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?
It's obviously the internet's fault and not mine.
I think I'm going to get told the joke eventually. Then I can google it (if I haven't burned out my brainstem in horror) and/or share it here in whitefont.
I love not knowing what the joke is. I love the idea that I might be being set up, or let down, or maybe I just can't imagine how gross gross can be.
I do love a good boundary--and how do you know it's good if you don't bounce off it a couple times?
Trudy Booth - May 07, 2006 2:24:53 pm PDT #5912 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have it on good authority that Tub Girl is a performance artist and this is her chosen form of expression, stomach turning though it may be.
Alright, I don't know if its "good authority". But I read it somewhere and sleep better believing it.
Jesse - May 07, 2006 2:31:46 pm PDT #5913 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think I am well served here by my lack of imagination, because I can read the words and still not really picture it. Which is so good!
aurelia - May 07, 2006 2:35:38 pm PDT #5914 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Sean and Perkins need links to that David Hasselhof speedo thing to help cleanse their minds.