'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google. [eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]
The first time I saw goatse, I blanked it out entirely, which led to me stumbling on it a second time. When I first saw tub girl, I realised I had to learn from the goatse thing, and bury it pretty deep, but not so deep I couldn't dredge the horror up as protection from seeing it afresh.
Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google.
Sure, NOW you tell us. At least I didn't image google.
So now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?
[eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]
Oh no. There's probably going to be horrible mental scarring, but I think I'm still in shock, so it's difficult to say.
Okay, I'm not going to go look for it, but that means you have to stop talking about it. Is the deal.
now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?
It's obviously the internet's fault and not mine.
I think I'm going to get told the joke eventually. Then I can google it (if I haven't burned out my brainstem in horror) and/or share it here in whitefont.
I love not knowing what the joke is. I love the idea that I might be being set up, or let down, or maybe I just can't imagine how gross gross can be.
I do love a good boundary--and how do you know it's good if you don't bounce off it a couple times?
I have it on good authority that Tub Girl is a performance artist and this is her chosen form of expression, stomach turning though it may be.
Alright, I don't know if its "good authority". But I read it somewhere and sleep better believing it.
I think I am well served here by my lack of imagination, because I can read the words and still not really picture it. Which is so good!
Sean and Perkins need links to that David Hasselhof speedo thing to help cleanse their minds.
I think I am well served here by my lack of imagination, because I can read the words and still not really picture it. Which is so good!
Me too, Jesse, me too.
Sean and Perkins need links to that David Hasselhof speedo thing to help cleanse their minds.
Hmm. Maybe not, but thanks!