now we not only have to worry about the sites you link to, but also the sites you don't link to as well?

It's obviously the internet's fault and not mine.

I think I'm going to get told the joke eventually. Then I can google it (if I haven't burned out my brainstem in horror) and/or share it here in whitefont.

I love not knowing what the joke is. I love the idea that I might be being set up, or let down, or maybe I just can't imagine how gross gross can be.

I do love a good boundary--and how do you know it's good if you don't bounce off it a couple times?

I have it on good authority that Tub Girl is a performance artist and this is her chosen form of expression, stomach turning though it may be.

Alright, I don't know if its "good authority". But I read it somewhere and sleep better believing it.

I think I am well served here by my lack of imagination, because I can read the words and still not really picture it. Which is so good!

Sean and Perkins need links to that David Hasselhof speedo thing to help cleanse their minds.

I think I am well served here by my lack of imagination, because I can read the words and still not really picture it. Which is so good!

Me too, Jesse, me too.

Sean and Perkins need links to that David Hasselhof speedo thing to help cleanse their minds.

Hmm. Maybe not, but thanks!

you people are crazy for even reading ita's posts that start out "two of my friends who are totally disgusting" - all good sense should have told you just to skip on by at that point.

In less gross-ita-has-no-posting-filter news - Sunday evening house cleaning is in full swing. Clothes from last week's laundry are finally put away. I culled another shopping bag of clothes for charity, and I even pulled found a handful of items that just needed to be trashed.

Now on to putting shoes into the new shoe holder thing I got, and putting away of the winter tights.

I do love a good boundary--and how do you know it's good if you don't bounce off it a couple times?

I think this is the lesson for today.

Sean and Perkins need links to that David Hasselhof speedo thing to help cleanse their minds.

David Hasselhof singing Hooked on a Feeling is enough for me, thanks.

all good sense should have told you just to skip on by at that point

Then how would you know I didn't actually post anything gross?

ita-has-no-posting-filter

See? Exactly the sort of assumption one might foster if reluctant to challenge one's own assumptions.

Dammit. Need to do laundry and order pizza. But at least venus is updated--weirdly, I ended up liking Molly Parker more and more with each picture of hers I looked at. Crafty work by Plei.

So... when a car battery is drained to the point that the key fob doesn't work will a jump start still work, or is it pretty much tow and buy a new battery?

ita, I appreciate your finely calibrated sense of decency.