How to tell your aunts are getting elderly: they refer to your cousin as a "nice young man." He's in his forties. He's balding. I'm not saying that either thing makes him old, it's just the perspective shift. "Young" used to refer to under 20 when used to describe us.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - May 07, 2006 12:23:04 pm PDT #5898 of 10002
beth b - May 07, 2006 12:33:12 pm PDT #5899 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I just spent a couple of hours in a dog park with my sister, BIL and their two eskies. Plus 6 more eskies and ther e were basset hounds and other dogs. I got to pet lots of dogs. play aunt to the eskies. get slobered on and lots of dog kisse. Actually, most of the tiem dogs don't care a bout people at dog parks
Lee - May 07, 2006 1:34:47 pm PDT #5900 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I went for a walk, and did some cleaning, and some organizing, and went to the mall to return stuff, and ate lunch, and went to the grocery store.
It's nap time now, right?
msbelle - May 07, 2006 1:38:18 pm PDT #5901 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
tv and a/c are ordered. Friday delivery. Picked up 3 pieces of framed prints and got some craft supplies.
house is a mess and I should do something about that.
§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:04:06 pm PDT #5902 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot, it that one of those litmus test images, so you can find out if you're porning everything or not?
Not that that pic takes too much work.
Speaking of...okay, nothing, two friends of mine who are totally disgusting have found a joke that's too disgusting to tell me. I know a few key words, and could probably google it, but I don't want to. The internet is a cold and scary place. It has goatse. It has tub girl. This joke is supposed to be worse than either.
I haven't accomplished much today, but I did teach, and I did learn things about porn. So that's something. Sadly, headache coming on.
Sean K - May 07, 2006 2:06:16 pm PDT #5903 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Tub girl?
No, I don't want to know.
Lee - May 07, 2006 2:08:21 pm PDT #5904 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You really don't, Sean, and I say that having just googled it myself.
Sean K - May 07, 2006 2:10:26 pm PDT #5905 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Too late. I googled too.Thanks anyway for trying to take the bullet for me on that one, Perkins.
§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:10:33 pm PDT #5906 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google. [eta: and I was too late--maybe you don't have the same buttons I do, so it's no big?]
The first time I saw goatse, I blanked it out entirely, which led to me stumbling on it a second time. When I first saw tub girl, I realised I had to learn from the goatse thing, and bury it pretty deep, but not so deep I couldn't dredge the horror up as protection from seeing it afresh.
Lee - May 07, 2006 2:11:40 pm PDT #5907 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh, christ. If I don't link to it, don't google it. Especially not an image google.
Sure, NOW you tell us. At least I didn't image google.