Today kinda rocks. I didn't bring my lunch, but we have clients in the office who didn't eat everything that was ordered. Extra sandwiches, chips and even a raspberry bar! Woot!
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 10:34:33 am PDT #589 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:37:05 am PDT #590 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've wondered all my adult life how to get paid for doing nothing, but I think I have a plan.
1) Convert to Christian Science.
2) Become a pharmacist.
I wonder if one could convert to FSM-ism and then claim that they could only fill prescriptions while dressed as a pirate....
Pix - Apr 12, 2006 10:38:08 am PDT #591 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Inferring you're now on the Wrong Coast?
Hee. Nope, sorry. Despite how much I miss you all, I am definitely on the Left (and correct) Coast.
Allyson - Apr 12, 2006 10:45:02 am PDT #592 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I cashed in my Jew points and took today off, citing Passover. I fully intend to get me some chopped liver and matzo, and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 10:46:14 am PDT #593 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Yes, you are. And you seem very happy to be there.
Well, I got my latest haircut (almost two weeks ago) and it came out just about perfect. So ... for David.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:46:27 am PDT #594 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I fully intend to get me some chopped liver and matzo, and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
Cheney's in LA?
Gudanov - Apr 12, 2006 10:47:19 am PDT #595 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
I think you can skip the lamb's blood, Cheney is on the East coast today.
Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 10:48:10 am PDT #596 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
t loves the x-post
bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 10:49:08 am PDT #597 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
When I quit AT&T they offered me stock options to stay. After I left AT&T's stock dropped more than 50%, so those options would have been worthless.
Ah-HA! I want my money back, Tom.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:49:58 am PDT #598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
If it's an x-post it must be true....