I cashed in my Jew points and took today off, citing Passover. I fully intend to get me some chopped liver and matzo, and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.
Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Apr 12, 2006 10:45:02 am PDT #592 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 10:46:14 am PDT #593 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Yes, you are. And you seem very happy to be there.
Well, I got my latest haircut (almost two weeks ago) and it came out just about perfect. So ... for David.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:46:27 am PDT #594 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I fully intend to get me some chopped liver and matzo, and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
Cheney's in LA?
Gudanov - Apr 12, 2006 10:47:19 am PDT #595 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
I think you can skip the lamb's blood, Cheney is on the East coast today.
Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 10:48:10 am PDT #596 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
t loves the x-post
bon bon - Apr 12, 2006 10:49:08 am PDT #597 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
When I quit AT&T they offered me stock options to stay. After I left AT&T's stock dropped more than 50%, so those options would have been worthless.
Ah-HA! I want my money back, Tom.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:49:58 am PDT #598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
If it's an x-post it must be true....
Tom Scola - Apr 12, 2006 10:50:43 am PDT #599 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Hmmmph. Everyone else was smart enough to sell their stock after I quit...
Lee - Apr 12, 2006 10:51:00 am PDT #600 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yay for Rio in a new City!
shrift, most exit interviews just blab on about COBRA coverage and please tell us you are leaving on good terms and don't plan on suing us and oh yeah, make sure you leave your keys.
I am very envious of Robin and her free sandwich, especially because the sandwich I bought on my way to work after I realized I left my lunch at home that seemed at the time like exactly what I would want for lunch today really isn't what I want at all.
Steph L. - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:03 am PDT #601 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I've wondered all my adult life how to get paid for doing nothing, but I think I have a plan.
1) Convert to Christian Science.
2) Become a pharmacist.
I wonder if one could convert to FSM-ism and then claim that they could only fill prescriptions while dressed as a pirate....
My plan: become a Rastafarian, and every time someone tries to fill a prescription (no matter what it is), tell them they just need some ganja.