Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
If it's an x-post it must be true....
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:49:58 am PDT #598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Apr 12, 2006 10:50:43 am PDT #599 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Hmmmph. Everyone else was smart enough to sell their stock after I quit...
Lee - Apr 12, 2006 10:51:00 am PDT #600 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yay for Rio in a new City!
shrift, most exit interviews just blab on about COBRA coverage and please tell us you are leaving on good terms and don't plan on suing us and oh yeah, make sure you leave your keys.
I am very envious of Robin and her free sandwich, especially because the sandwich I bought on my way to work after I realized I left my lunch at home that seemed at the time like exactly what I would want for lunch today really isn't what I want at all.
Steph L. - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:03 am PDT #601 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I've wondered all my adult life how to get paid for doing nothing, but I think I have a plan.
1) Convert to Christian Science.
2) Become a pharmacist.
I wonder if one could convert to FSM-ism and then claim that they could only fill prescriptions while dressed as a pirate....
My plan: become a Rastafarian, and every time someone tries to fill a prescription (no matter what it is), tell them they just need some ganja.
erikaj - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:31 am PDT #602 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Corwood's gonna be House, the Pharmacist. bwah!
Aims - Apr 12, 2006 10:52:39 am PDT #603 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And vitamins. Don't forget the vitamins.
Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 10:53:30 am PDT #604 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I had delicious Blockhead tacos for lunch, but they were not free. Le sigh.
The only company I've ever worked at w/ stock options was Starbucks, but I didn't work there long enough for them to fully vest (it takes a looooooong time for part-timers), so I lost them when I quit.
Theodosia - Apr 12, 2006 10:54:35 am PDT #605 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I thought it wasn't worthy of posting in Beep Me, but if someone could send me some catch-cat-ma in about 45 minutes, that would be super. Saturday, when I tried getting Chumley to the vet, the little guy managed to burst open the door of his carrier, and I couldn't get him corralled again until well after the appointment was to begin.
However, today he'll greet me at the door, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, eager for me to feeeeeeeeeed him. Little does he suspect....
ChiKat - Apr 12, 2006 10:58:28 am PDT #606 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yay, Kate P!!! That sounds awesome!!
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 11:00:44 am PDT #607 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My cat runs and hides the second I get the carrier out. But my apartment is small so there's not many places he can hide.
The little bastard's fast when he wants to be....