I've wondered all my adult life how to get paid for doing nothing, but I think I have a plan.
1) Convert to Christian Science.
2) Become a pharmacist.
I wonder if one could convert to FSM-ism and then claim that they could only fill prescriptions while dressed as a pirate....
Inferring you're now on the Wrong Coast?
Hee. Nope, sorry. Despite how much I miss you all, I am definitely on the Left (and correct) Coast.
I cashed in my Jew points and took today off, citing Passover. I fully intend to get me some chopped liver and matzo, and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
Yes, you are. And you seem very happy to be there.
Well, I got my latest haircut (almost two weeks ago) and it came out just about perfect. So ... for David.
and perhaps paint my door in lamb's blood in case the Angel of Death comes a knockin'.
I think you can skip the lamb's blood, Cheney is on the East coast today.
Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
When I quit AT&T they offered me stock options to stay. After I left AT&T's stock dropped more than 50%, so those options would have been worthless.
Ah-HA! I want my money back, Tom.
Edit: Cheney/Angel of Death crosspost.
If it's an x-post it must be true....
Hmmmph. Everyone else was smart enough to sell their stock after I quit...