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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 8:47:24 am PDT #548 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm glad it worked, in any case

There's no indication it did work, though. I have no idea what the motivation behind it was--dare the patient to prove the statement wrong? Prepare the patient for some inevitable alienation?

No clue.

Everything turned out passably well, but I still find it strange.

My teeth cleaning has been moved from the end of April to mid-July. I feel paranoid now.

eta:

it's possible the patient might have interpreted "may not" as "will not".

True, although the patient has a history of being a reliable narrator.


Scrappy - Apr 12, 2006 8:51:48 am PDT #549 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I would like to annonuce that I just had the Best. Sandwich. Ever. Smoked pepper turkey and smoked gouda on light rye with shredded lettuce and sharp grainy mustard. Heavenly.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 8:53:18 am PDT #550 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How many ££ did it cost?

And why is Office doing a freaky clipboard stack thing in the periphery of my vision?


Kalshane - Apr 12, 2006 8:55:41 am PDT #551 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

And why is Office doing a freaky clipboard stack thing in the periphery of my vision?

Because it is evil and Clippy is an attendant of Satan.


brenda m - Apr 12, 2006 9:10:42 am PDT #552 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

How many ££ did it cost?

I saw a $350 plain black t-shirt in the store last night that made the sandwich seem positively reasonable.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 9:17:26 am PDT #553 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a flood of spam with templated subject lines in my inbox these past few days.

They look like Re: abcde news where abcde is a random string of five letters, not apparently spellchecked.

A few days ago I got an e-mail titled Re: luwak news. Dude. I totally clicked on that to read, but, alas a nigh-illegible mortgage scam lay beneath, not civet-poo coffee news.


Scrappy - Apr 12, 2006 9:17:29 am PDT #554 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

How many ££ did it cost?

It cost precisely 0$, as I am on a business trip and The Man pays. There IS such a thing as a free lunch!


Typo Boy - Apr 12, 2006 9:20:26 am PDT #555 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

There's a flood of spam with templated subject lines in my inbox these past few days.

About 60% of my spam the past 30 days has been single word spam.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:18 am PDT #556 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Robin is trying to start trouble.


Theodosia - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:59 am PDT #557 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

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