Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Apr 12, 2006 9:17:29 am PDT #554 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

How many ££ did it cost?

It cost precisely 0$, as I am on a business trip and The Man pays. There IS such a thing as a free lunch!


Typo Boy - Apr 12, 2006 9:20:26 am PDT #555 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

There's a flood of spam with templated subject lines in my inbox these past few days.

About 60% of my spam the past 30 days has been single word spam.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:18 am PDT #556 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Robin is trying to start trouble.


Theodosia - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:59 am PDT #557 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Final Score: ATF 1, Pirates 0, Ninjas 0


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 9:25:20 am PDT #558 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Final Score: ATF 1, Pirates 0, Ninjas 0

Dear lord, that kid was a bit dumb.


shrift - Apr 12, 2006 9:52:56 am PDT #559 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Coworker: "Hey, short-timer."
shrift: "Everyone's calling me that."
Coworker: "Well, it's like Prison Break. You're the one who's finally making a break for it."
shrift: "I gots mah escape plans tattooed on mah body."


amych - Apr 12, 2006 9:55:34 am PDT #560 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Rio! Holy carp! New York lady!


Rio - Apr 12, 2006 9:56:03 am PDT #561 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

Hi Amych!!


amych - Apr 12, 2006 9:56:56 am PDT #562 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

t makes out with now-on-my-coast Rio


Jessica - Apr 12, 2006 9:57:19 am PDT #563 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Rio! Hey neighbor!