A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 8:53:18 am PDT #550 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How many ££ did it cost?

And why is Office doing a freaky clipboard stack thing in the periphery of my vision?


Kalshane - Apr 12, 2006 8:55:41 am PDT #551 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

And why is Office doing a freaky clipboard stack thing in the periphery of my vision?

Because it is evil and Clippy is an attendant of Satan.


brenda m - Apr 12, 2006 9:10:42 am PDT #552 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

How many ££ did it cost?

I saw a $350 plain black t-shirt in the store last night that made the sandwich seem positively reasonable.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 9:17:26 am PDT #553 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a flood of spam with templated subject lines in my inbox these past few days.

They look like Re: abcde news where abcde is a random string of five letters, not apparently spellchecked.

A few days ago I got an e-mail titled Re: luwak news. Dude. I totally clicked on that to read, but, alas a nigh-illegible mortgage scam lay beneath, not civet-poo coffee news.


Scrappy - Apr 12, 2006 9:17:29 am PDT #554 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

How many ££ did it cost?

It cost precisely 0$, as I am on a business trip and The Man pays. There IS such a thing as a free lunch!


Typo Boy - Apr 12, 2006 9:20:26 am PDT #555 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

There's a flood of spam with templated subject lines in my inbox these past few days.

About 60% of my spam the past 30 days has been single word spam.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:18 am PDT #556 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Robin is trying to start trouble.


Theodosia - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:59 am PDT #557 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Final Score: ATF 1, Pirates 0, Ninjas 0


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2006 9:25:20 am PDT #558 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Final Score: ATF 1, Pirates 0, Ninjas 0

Dear lord, that kid was a bit dumb.


shrift - Apr 12, 2006 9:52:56 am PDT #559 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Coworker: "Hey, short-timer."
shrift: "Everyone's calling me that."
Coworker: "Well, it's like Prison Break. You're the one who's finally making a break for it."
shrift: "I gots mah escape plans tattooed on mah body."