Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - May 02, 2006 1:06:29 pm PDT #5015 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

That happens on The Wire all the time...cornerboys dig the phone sex apparently. And some of the cops like listening a bit too much.


§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:07:46 pm PDT #5016 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if all they can do is drive around listening for women talking about their sex lives on cordless phones -- YOU'RE not the one with the boring life. IJS.

I'm not comparing myself to the snoopers...more to the snooped upon.

Actually, after listening to scandalous stories of some of the krav instructors, I felt hopelessly conventional. I mean, their stories were random, outrageous, yet believable. Good stuff. Also, naughty.


Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:10:40 pm PDT #5017 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If you really want, ita, you can call me and talk about your sex life. I'll put the phone down so only the pervs will hear.


§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:12:47 pm PDT #5018 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not for lack of people to recount to that I hold back.


Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:14:06 pm PDT #5019 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm afraid there's nothing I can do on that end.


§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:16:16 pm PDT #5020 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Perforce the sigh.


Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:17:26 pm PDT #5021 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.


Gudanov - May 02, 2006 1:19:15 pm PDT #5022 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Apparently young Americans are bad at geography.

After more than three years of combat and nearly 2,400 U.S. military deaths in Iraq, nearly two-thirds of Americans aged 18 to 24 still cannot find Iraq on a map, a study released Tuesday showed.

[link]

Okay, not exactly shocking, but the article does have an easy geography quiz. I was very disappointed they didn't have any overall results though, what's the fun of taking it if you can't feel smug afterwards?


§ ita § - May 02, 2006 1:25:36 pm PDT #5023 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.

It would have to be a random hooker.


Jesse - May 02, 2006 1:28:24 pm PDT #5024 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know any specific ones, so that should be no problem.

Oh. You'll have to pay. That's OK?