if all they can do is drive around listening for women talking about their sex lives on cordless phones -- YOU'RE not the one with the boring life. IJS.
I'm not comparing myself to the snoopers...more to the snooped upon.
Actually, after listening to scandalous stories of some of the krav instructors, I felt hopelessly conventional. I mean, their stories were random, outrageous, yet believable. Good stuff. Also, naughty.
If you really want, ita, you can call me and talk about your sex life. I'll put the phone down so only the pervs will hear.
It's not for lack of people to recount to that I hold back.
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do on that end.
I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.
Apparently young Americans are bad at geography.
After more than three years of combat and nearly 2,400 U.S. military deaths in Iraq, nearly two-thirds of Americans aged 18 to 24 still cannot find Iraq on a map, a study released Tuesday showed.
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Okay, not exactly shocking, but the article does have an easy geography quiz. I was very disappointed they didn't have any overall results though, what's the fun of taking it if you can't feel smug afterwards?
I could hire you a hooker, if you want, I guess.
It would have to be a
random
hooker.
I don't know any specific ones, so that should be no problem.
Oh. You'll have to pay. That's OK?
You'll have to pay. That's OK?
That seems a little humdrum. Sob story freebie? Third party gift?