I think this calls for a cry of VAGINA BOJANGLER.
Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.
'Safe'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:40:50 pm PDT #3810 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:40:51 pm PDT #3811 of 10002
Mister Kitty update: not much really. They xrayed him. His pancreas were "fuzzy." Which means ultrasound. And since that will hurt (he already hurts) this means anesthesia. worryworryworry. They've got him on iv fluids and nutrition and pain meds. He's still not eating as of 2 pm. He was soooo lodgy when I took him in. Which is what prompted me to burst into tears and run out of the vets' office. I didn't think to look at the cost estimate I signed until later.
I want my old gentleman hornball attention slut back.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:42:28 pm PDT #3812 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, poor Mr. Kitty.
I hope your pussy feels better soon...
(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:44:36 pm PDT #3813 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh man, sara. Poor you guys!
The whole reclaiming "vagina" thing really did the world a disservice, accuracy-wise.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:45:21 pm PDT #3814 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think this calls for a cry of VAGINA BOJANGLER.
Or... PUDENDA PRECLUDER.
JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:05 pm PDT #3815 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Pudenda is just such an unattractive-sounding word, all pendulous and droopy and faintly grey-sounding.
My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:31 pm PDT #3816 of 10002
(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)
S'ok. It was a prime opportunity. I knew it was gonna happen!
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:52 pm PDT #3817 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
SNATCH!
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:05 pm PDT #3818 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
You are at once charmingly white-trash AND medieval, pussy-wise!
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:17 pm PDT #3819 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.
GOOLIE!!! GOOLIE!!!