Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:05 pm PDT #3815 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Pudenda is just such an unattractive-sounding word, all pendulous and droopy and faintly grey-sounding.

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.


sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:31 pm PDT #3816 of 10002

(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)

S'ok. It was a prime opportunity. I knew it was gonna happen!


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:52 pm PDT #3817 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SNATCH!


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:05 pm PDT #3818 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You are at once charmingly white-trash AND medieval, pussy-wise!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:17 pm PDT #3819 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.

GOOLIE!!! GOOLIE!!!


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:52:59 pm PDT #3820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think pudenda sounds bouncy. A bit bouncier than I'd like, really.

My mother's favourite nose-in-the-air term was underpinnings. She's quaint some times.

Krav alert:

The Tyra Banks Show "Surviving a violent attack" A team of experts teaches young women how to save their lives in the critical seconds following a violent attack.

Tonight at 5 in my market--one of the instructors in my instructor group will be appearing on it.

Which reminds, me, I asked our Jessi about her appearance on the psychic show Alibelle mentioned, and she was terribly self-conscious. And surprised it had already aired. And amused that I knew the name of the show as soon as she told me the station.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:54:24 pm PDT #3821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think pudenda sounds bouncy. A bit bouncier than I'd like, really.

It makes me thing of pudding.

Which is, I think, horribly wrong.


erikaj - Apr 26, 2006 1:54:44 pm PDT #3822 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I am embarrassed by how long it took me to get the proper meaning out of this sentence I read in a book recently. A guy asks his brother about his most recent date. The brother says "Eh. She thinks eating out means no dishes." Buffista or not, still took me a sec.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:55:33 pm PDT #3823 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which is, I think, horribly wrong.

Any specific sort of pudding? That could make or break it, I think.


sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:55:39 pm PDT #3824 of 10002

I like jasmine rice a whole lot.