Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy.

Forrest ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:42:28 pm PDT #3812 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, poor Mr. Kitty.

I hope your pussy feels better soon...

(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:44:36 pm PDT #3813 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man, sara. Poor you guys!

The whole reclaiming "vagina" thing really did the world a disservice, accuracy-wise.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:45:21 pm PDT #3814 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think this calls for a cry of VAGINA BOJANGLER.

Or... PUDENDA PRECLUDER.


JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:05 pm PDT #3815 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Pudenda is just such an unattractive-sounding word, all pendulous and droopy and faintly grey-sounding.

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.


sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:31 pm PDT #3816 of 10002

(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)

S'ok. It was a prime opportunity. I knew it was gonna happen!


Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:52 pm PDT #3817 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SNATCH!


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:05 pm PDT #3818 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

You are at once charmingly white-trash AND medieval, pussy-wise!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 1:50:17 pm PDT #3819 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.

GOOLIE!!! GOOLIE!!!


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:52:59 pm PDT #3820 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think pudenda sounds bouncy. A bit bouncier than I'd like, really.

My mother's favourite nose-in-the-air term was underpinnings. She's quaint some times.

Krav alert:

The Tyra Banks Show "Surviving a violent attack" A team of experts teaches young women how to save their lives in the critical seconds following a violent attack.

Tonight at 5 in my market--one of the instructors in my instructor group will be appearing on it.

Which reminds, me, I asked our Jessi about her appearance on the psychic show Alibelle mentioned, and she was terribly self-conscious. And surprised it had already aired. And amused that I knew the name of the show as soon as she told me the station.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:54:24 pm PDT #3821 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think pudenda sounds bouncy. A bit bouncier than I'd like, really.

It makes me thing of pudding.

Which is, I think, horribly wrong.