Hooray!
Jesse sent me a Secretary's Day card!
She was the only one.
I got on the loudspeaker to wish myself a happy secretary's day and SIGH that I am THE ONLY ONE who hasn't received flowers.
Guilt is awesome.
Mighty fine shindig.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 1:21:56 pm PDT #3800 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:25:34 pm PDT #3801 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think with boy toddlers, I'd find it easy to just say penis and testicles, but girls...?
One of the gripes I had with The Vagina Monolgues is that they called the whole pussy "vagina." And it's not! The vagina is part of the girl's pussy, not vice versa.
I have genitalia naming pet peeves. And ya know, there's really no great non-dirty-connotated word for...well, pussy. I like pussy.
As a word. Geez, y'all. Although I'm fond of my own, too.
GOD, STOP ME TALKING.
JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:28:21 pm PDT #3802 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
GOD, STOP ME TALKING.
Well, God had better, because the rest of us have no intention of doing so. Please continue!
Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 1:29:04 pm PDT #3803 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
GOD, STOP ME TALKING
but then you'll stop saying things like, "I like pussy."
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:32:39 pm PDT #3804 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I kinda hope God has better things to attend to than my blabby, dirty mouth.
Although I would be an interesting diary entry:
Dear Diary,
Woke up late today. Allergies made my contact pop out. Ugh. Boring staff meeting, but kids were actually pretty good today. Had a date tonight, wore my black dress. Had sex. God came to my place and yelled at me. Used new bubble bath. Must get lettuce, pepper, TP and Satanic Bible tomorrow.
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:33:34 pm PDT #3805 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I got on the loudspeaker to wish myself a happy secretary's day and SIGH that I am THE ONLY ONE who hasn't received flowers.
You are awesome. Do people not think you're a secretary? (I know I've worked in places where there were jobs that seemed kind of in-between, and we weren't sure if the person would be offended by being included in Secretary's Day.)
nola_hope - Apr 26, 2006 1:33:50 pm PDT #3806 of 10002
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Mark Twain
New here and de-lurking for a little help... Missed the last 5 minutes of Gilmore Girls last night. The last thing I saw was Lor walking into Anna's shop. Can anyone help me out with a bit of "white font" info before I go nuts?
erikaj - Apr 26, 2006 1:36:39 pm PDT #3807 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
My mother? Can't even call that guy on the Sopranos Big Pussy. It wasn't hard for me though because even the kids were like "Hi, Uncle Pussy." But it is hard for me to say without talking about him or you know "Quit being such a..." Which I realize is quite diminishing, pudenda-wise.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:37:01 pm PDT #3808 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hi, Nola.
Speaking of whitefont, you should whitefont out the details of the last thing you saw (eta: never mind. I did it for you). Basically, Lorelai heard Anna say much of what she herself had practiced, about keeping adults that might be temporary out her kids life--that Luke was still on probation, so his *fiancée* was way too indefinite to be a part of April's life. Lorelai tried to defend herself a little, but then acquiesced and left. I think that was it--that there wasn't any Rory appearance after that point.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:38:30 pm PDT #3809 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
PUDENDA!
I KNEW there was a term I was forgetting! Thanks, Erika!
It's not very mellifluous, but hey...
DOES THE DANCE OF PUDENDA JOY