My mother? Can't even call that guy on the Sopranos Big Pussy. It wasn't hard for me though because even the kids were like "Hi, Uncle Pussy." But it is hard for me to say without talking about him or you know "Quit being such a..." Which I realize is quite diminishing, pudenda-wise.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Apr 26, 2006 1:36:39 pm PDT #3807 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:37:01 pm PDT #3808 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hi, Nola.
Speaking of whitefont, you should whitefont out the details of the last thing you saw (eta: never mind. I did it for you). Basically, Lorelai heard Anna say much of what she herself had practiced, about keeping adults that might be temporary out her kids life--that Luke was still on probation, so his *fiancée* was way too indefinite to be a part of April's life. Lorelai tried to defend herself a little, but then acquiesced and left. I think that was it--that there wasn't any Rory appearance after that point.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:38:30 pm PDT #3809 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
PUDENDA!
I KNEW there was a term I was forgetting! Thanks, Erika!
It's not very mellifluous, but hey...
DOES THE DANCE OF PUDENDA JOY
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 1:40:50 pm PDT #3810 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think this calls for a cry of VAGINA BOJANGLER.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:40:51 pm PDT #3811 of 10002
Mister Kitty update: not much really. They xrayed him. His pancreas were "fuzzy." Which means ultrasound. And since that will hurt (he already hurts) this means anesthesia. worryworryworry. They've got him on iv fluids and nutrition and pain meds. He's still not eating as of 2 pm. He was soooo lodgy when I took him in. Which is what prompted me to burst into tears and run out of the vets' office. I didn't think to look at the cost estimate I signed until later.
I want my old gentleman hornball attention slut back.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:42:28 pm PDT #3812 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, poor Mr. Kitty.
I hope your pussy feels better soon...
(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 1:44:36 pm PDT #3813 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh man, sara. Poor you guys!
The whole reclaiming "vagina" thing really did the world a disservice, accuracy-wise.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 1:45:21 pm PDT #3814 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think this calls for a cry of VAGINA BOJANGLER.
Or... PUDENDA PRECLUDER.
JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:05 pm PDT #3815 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Pudenda is just such an unattractive-sounding word, all pendulous and droopy and faintly grey-sounding.
My default term for the whole apparatus is, I am faintly embarrassed to admit, cooter or cootch, but my actual favorite terms are cunnie and quim.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:31 pm PDT #3816 of 10002
(Dude, SORRY. But I really had to.)
S'ok. It was a prime opportunity. I knew it was gonna happen!