Whoa. What happened to her? She used to be so pretty.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 12:09:56 pm PDT #3783 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 12:10:33 pm PDT #3784 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Casper, despite having been told the words vagina and clitoris when she asked, has settled on calling her clitoris "my peanuts."
Huh. I was given a plethora of names for the cooch (downbelows, nether region, pumpum, chocho) as a child, but never thought to single out the clitoris for separate naming. Your daughter is perspicacious.
eta:
She used to be so pretty.
Doesn't it look like her muscles don't work anymore?
ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 12:19:17 pm PDT #3785 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Doesn't it look like her muscles don't work anymore?
Yes. "Melted" is the perfect descriptor. See? [link] She used to be cute!
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Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:21:14 pm PDT #3786 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Wasn't she one of the girl-group singers in the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors?
Aims - Apr 26, 2006 12:22:36 pm PDT #3787 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yes, she was.
ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 12:22:50 pm PDT #3788 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yep! That's her.
Kathy A - Apr 26, 2006 12:24:26 pm PDT #3789 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I thought so!
"Why aren't you kids in school?"
"We're on the split shift."
"Yeah, we went to school for two years, then we split!"
Allyson - Apr 26, 2006 12:26:30 pm PDT #3790 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just got the following spam:
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Is it an incantation? If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 12:28:52 pm PDT #3791 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If I say it at midnight while sacrificing a goat, will i have the power to smite thee?
Either that, or petunias will sprout out of your ears.
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 12:30:35 pm PDT #3792 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I got spam today from Perversely E. Anarchistic. New fave! Sadly, the message wasn't in English so I don't know what it said.