You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Apr 20, 2006 6:47:13 am PDT #2476 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Woman survives carjacking, kidnapping, and being buried alive in a landfill.

No word on whether or not she'll be exacting vengeance on her kidnappers wearing a yellow tracksuit and wielding a samurai sword.


msbelle - Apr 20, 2006 6:47:28 am PDT #2477 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Hello Nilly!

I am giddy today for no good reason.

The A/Cs went on in the office today and I am already freezing. Good thing I brought those cardigans in last week.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 6:53:27 am PDT #2478 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For a second I thought I'd like to be giddy too, but then I remembered the whole not being giddy thing is why I was able to come to work today.

And going in to work is good, even if it's going in to work.

Krav has paintball this Sunday. I'm torn--I have nothing to wear (which sounds trite, but they recommend camo, and I have none of that--not even anything in army green). Also I'm convinced they'll all be psycho into it and all good and stuff, and I will be less so.


Nilly - Apr 20, 2006 6:53:32 am PDT #2479 of 10002
Swouncing

Oh, msbelle! I was thinking about you before Pessakh.

I wanted to buy some new clothes for the holiday, and what I really wanted was a pink shirt. Not a specific one, but in theory. I needed a new "nice" shirt anyway, and it's supposed to be such a time of new blossoms and spring and new beginnings and all, that I just wanted something pink. I tried on a few shirts, in several shades of pink, but none of them worked, and I had to give up (I wore an old white shirt on the "Seder", instead). At least I tried.


sarameg - Apr 20, 2006 7:17:05 am PDT #2480 of 10002

Hi Nilly!

I am not giddy. OK, no one fall over in shock.

I am in a doomDOOMDOOM mood but that's because I'm dealing with a recurrent policy issue that is sorta hand-waved due to technical limitations. It always makes me feel doomy because I'm dealing with the local gods and they get all thunderbolty sometimes when you tell them that we can't actually DO what they are telling us to do. Or we can, we just ain't gonna. I hate safings (which is what prompted all this and no, it makes no sense to anyone but me, but I HATE SAFINGS.)


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2006 7:21:00 am PDT #2481 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You really must take a look at the Republican Party of Minnesota Permanent Platform. It's full of interesting goodies.

There are 19 items in the section on civil rights: ten of them are various permutations of "NO ABORTION!"; two are against gun control; one is to protect people from being forced to join labor unions; one promotes the public display of the Ten Commandments; and one is a commendable condemnation of torture and slavery, but with an annoying qualifier.

Condemning religious, political and ethnic persecution in any country, specifically the oppression, slave labor, torture and murder of religious believers.

I guess oppression, slave labor, torture and murder of the godless warrants only a "meh."

Oh, they also include some pro-creationism stuff.

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Jessica - Apr 20, 2006 7:26:46 am PDT #2482 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Republican Party of Minnesota Permanent Platform crashed my browser! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

(Okay, all PDFs crash my browser on this computer. But still!)


Gudanov - Apr 20, 2006 7:29:25 am PDT #2483 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

one promotes the public display of the Ten Commandments

I always wonder what the same people who want the Ten Commandments displayed in government buildings would say about a display of exerpts from the Qu'ran in government buildings.


Jessica - Apr 20, 2006 7:30:41 am PDT #2484 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I always wonder what the same people who want the Ten Commandments displayed in government buildings would say about a display of exerpts from the Qu'ran in government buildings.

No need to wonder -- "America was founded as a Christian nation," every time it comes up.


kat perez - Apr 20, 2006 7:35:29 am PDT #2485 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I am giddy today, too. I think it's just the beautiful weather. 78! Also, am loving the Miro!Google.

Spring, she is sprung!

We have an intern in the office today and he is just about the cutest thing ever. And a giant. I feel teeny next to him even in my 3 inch wedges.