Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 20, 2006 7:26:46 am PDT #2482 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Republican Party of Minnesota Permanent Platform crashed my browser! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

(Okay, all PDFs crash my browser on this computer. But still!)


Gudanov - Apr 20, 2006 7:29:25 am PDT #2483 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

one promotes the public display of the Ten Commandments

I always wonder what the same people who want the Ten Commandments displayed in government buildings would say about a display of exerpts from the Qu'ran in government buildings.


Jessica - Apr 20, 2006 7:30:41 am PDT #2484 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I always wonder what the same people who want the Ten Commandments displayed in government buildings would say about a display of exerpts from the Qu'ran in government buildings.

No need to wonder -- "America was founded as a Christian nation," every time it comes up.


kat perez - Apr 20, 2006 7:35:29 am PDT #2485 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I am giddy today, too. I think it's just the beautiful weather. 78! Also, am loving the Miro!Google.

Spring, she is sprung!

We have an intern in the office today and he is just about the cutest thing ever. And a giant. I feel teeny next to him even in my 3 inch wedges.


sumi - Apr 20, 2006 7:36:42 am PDT #2486 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Tim's video blog of the Season 3 Project Runway Auditions.

Daniel V reminices about his audition.


Jessica - Apr 20, 2006 7:39:09 am PDT #2487 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What's Your Food Sign?

If someone could explain to me how the produce aisle one works, I'd be much obliged.


sumi - Apr 20, 2006 7:40:08 am PDT #2488 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Jessica! Top Chef was EXCELLENT last night, wasn't it?


Jessica - Apr 20, 2006 7:42:34 am PDT #2489 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica! Top Chef was EXCELLENT last night, wasn't it?

I haven't watched it yet -- it's on the Tivo. Did something wonderful happen???


sumi - Apr 20, 2006 7:50:56 am PDT #2490 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, just the overall thing. . . next week looks REALLY good too.


Emily - Apr 20, 2006 7:55:05 am PDT #2491 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

So, if you're ever feeling really unwanted? Go to an education career fair posing as a math teacher. Dayumn.

A couple school districts will be calling me. A couple more I didn't feel like standing in the LOOOOONG line for, so they lose. Boston Public Schools wants me to fill out a thing online before they'll really do anything. L.A. wanted me to sign an early commitment contract and wanted to know how soon I'd be available. Wowza! Also, I got more pens than you can shake a stick at, a crappy tote bag from Newark Public schools, a couple letter openers from Las Vegas (mostly, I was thinking, "Ooh, CSI!") and a neck cord from NYPS. Fun!

Alas, coverage of the parts of the US not on the East Coast was slim, but I could have had my pick of school districts in Georgia and Florida! Too bad I didn't want to.