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Lee - Apr 17, 2006 5:08:31 am PDT #1682 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins! You have the ORB!

That's a good thing, right? YAY!

In less good news, I woke up at 4:30 in really really bad sinus and neck pain, and took a claratin D and my last 3 advil to get rid of it. It worked, but now the pain is starting to come back. I hope it holds off until I get to the office.

Cashmere - Apr 17, 2006 5:25:52 am PDT #1683 of 10002

Now tagless for your comfort.

In critter news, EWWWW. Whitefonted:

Interestingly enough, considering some of my parenting experience, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest that Nature would create this arrangement.

Vortex - Apr 17, 2006 5:26:51 am PDT #1684 of 10002

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The image there is nasty. Like something you'd expect the cat to hack up. (I had to look it up because I didn't know what exactly it was. Conclusion: ground up fish mush. Ewwww.)

It is MUCH better without the gross jelly stuff. Go to a good deli, and get it plain. And then eat it with horseradish. MMMMMM.

Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 5:33:52 am PDT #1685 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Gefilte fish always tastes like bad tuna salad to me, no matter how well it's prepared. Horseradish helps because it masks the taste of the fish.

billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:36:37 am PDT #1686 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In critter news, EWWWW. Whitefonted:

You know, doesn't ping me. Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body. And animals where the young eat the mother alive. Oh! And there's this mite, that has about fifty babies, and only one or two are male, and they have sex with all their sisters right inside their mother before they're even born, and then they're born by the mother just exploding and all the females take off to start a new life of waiting to explode, while the male stays behind and starves to death inside his mother's corpse! Where's the Hallmark card for that?

IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE... THE CIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE...

Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 5:38:41 am PDT #1687 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Where's the Hallmark card for that?

I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"

Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 5:41:36 am PDT #1688 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body.

Now that's just crazy.

Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2006 5:44:45 am PDT #1689 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What time is it in Israel? 7ish? Has our dear Nilly checked in?

billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:47:42 am PDT #1690 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"

Now there's an election slogan I'd like to see.

Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2006 5:51:44 am PDT #1691 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now there's an election slogan I'd like to see.

In a run for what office?

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