Gefilte fish always tastes like bad tuna salad to me, no matter how well it's prepared. Horseradish helps because it masks the taste of the fish.
Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?
'Why We Fight'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 5:33:52 am PDT #1685 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:36:37 am PDT #1686 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In critter news, EWWWW. Whitefonted:
You know, doesn't ping me. Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body. And animals where the young eat the mother alive. Oh! And there's this mite, that has about fifty babies, and only one or two are male, and they have sex with all their sisters right inside their mother before they're even born, and then they're born by the mother just exploding and all the females take off to start a new life of waiting to explode, while the male stays behind and starves to death inside his mother's corpse! Where's the Hallmark card for that?
IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE... THE CIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE...
Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 5:38:41 am PDT #1687 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Where's the Hallmark card for that?
I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"
Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 5:41:36 am PDT #1688 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body.
Now that's just crazy.
Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2006 5:44:45 am PDT #1689 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What time is it in Israel? 7ish? Has our dear Nilly checked in?
billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:47:42 am PDT #1690 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"
Now there's an election slogan I'd like to see.
Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2006 5:51:44 am PDT #1691 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now there's an election slogan I'd like to see.
In a run for what office?
Fred Pete - Apr 17, 2006 5:51:54 am PDT #1692 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
And there's this mite, that has about fifty babies, and only one or two are male, and they have sex with all their sisters right inside their mother before they're even born, and then they're born by the mother just exploding and all the females take off to start a new life of waiting to explode, while the male stays behind and starves to death inside his mother's corpse!
Reason #9,385 I'm glad I'm human.
tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 5:53:25 am PDT #1693 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In a run for what office?
In opposition to the voter initiative: "Let's make the creepy-ass worms our leaders."
Allyson - Apr 17, 2006 5:53:57 am PDT #1694 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
and then they're born by the mother just exploding
Those are the South Dakota mites.