Where's the Hallmark card for that?
I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"
I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 5:38:41 am PDT #1687 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 5:41:36 am PDT #1688 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hell, there are animals where the young survive by sucking glandular emissions right out of their mother's body.
Now that's just crazy.
Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2006 5:44:45 am PDT #1689 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What time is it in Israel? 7ish? Has our dear Nilly checked in?
billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:47:42 am PDT #1690 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think they have those filed under "Mother's Day - CREEPY AS FUCK"
Now there's an election slogan I'd like to see.
Trudy Booth - Apr 17, 2006 5:51:44 am PDT #1691 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now there's an election slogan I'd like to see.
In a run for what office?
Fred Pete - Apr 17, 2006 5:51:54 am PDT #1692 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
And there's this mite, that has about fifty babies, and only one or two are male, and they have sex with all their sisters right inside their mother before they're even born, and then they're born by the mother just exploding and all the females take off to start a new life of waiting to explode, while the male stays behind and starves to death inside his mother's corpse!
Reason #9,385 I'm glad I'm human.
tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 5:53:25 am PDT #1693 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In a run for what office?
In opposition to the voter initiative: "Let's make the creepy-ass worms our leaders."
Allyson - Apr 17, 2006 5:53:57 am PDT #1694 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
and then they're born by the mother just exploding
Those are the South Dakota mites.
Hil R. - Apr 17, 2006 5:54:01 am PDT #1695 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Conclusion: ground up fish mush.
The wikipedia entry completely leaves out several main ingredients in gefilte fish: matzo meal and eggs. Without that, it is just ground up fish much. With those, not so mushy -- kind of like meatballs, but with fish instead of beef.
billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:56:26 am PDT #1696 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In a run for what office?
Reason #9,385 I'm glad I'm human.
Well, yeah, but there's kind of a selection bias here, because no one's canvassing the opinions of the mites in all this. Granted, the gay mites probably feel they got the rough end of the pineapple, and now I'd love someone to get funding to explore the prevalence of homosexuality in incestuous failure-to-launch mites.
I would like to take this opportunity to assure all my fans that in my hands, Failure to Launch would have been a very, very different movie.