my not-nice, very mean friends' April Fool's this year was that a noodle house was opening in the neighborhood. It was allegedly called "Honpopo". They had a fake logo made up and everything.
Those bastards! So harsh. Tell Dug he's a meanie head.
But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lori - Apr 06, 2006 9:30:03 am PDT #9182 of 10001
Ailleann - Apr 06, 2006 9:30:48 am PDT #9183 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Sadly, Alton Brown is already taken.
Does AB have a motorcycle?
pines for the fjords
Gudanov - Apr 06, 2006 9:31:42 am PDT #9184 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
I dunno, I hear Steve fights dirty.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:31:52 am PDT #9185 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:32:37 am PDT #9186 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
Dating total strangers is almost easier.
In that you both know on what terms you're meeting. I mean, even if it doesn't work, you had "looking for love" (or whatever) implicit in however you met (blind date, speed dating, personals, etc).
I just like so few people well and unplatonically that it'd take forever. I like it when it happens by mistake. I also think I'm hard to get to like, or perhaps more accurately it takes time for me to respect a guy liking me.
Ailleann - Apr 06, 2006 9:33:09 am PDT #9187 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Oh yes
mmmmmmmbunk
bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 9:34:24 am PDT #9188 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am very confused by the switch from Bob to Steve. I enjoyed having Bob as a catch-all name for a Dude With Whom You Are Seen.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:35:26 am PDT #9189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bob:Steve::relationship:crush
Or something.
erikaj - Apr 06, 2006 9:35:44 am PDT #9190 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Do I still get Brave Points for telling so he wouldn't tell me how great the sex was with somebody else?
I thought I was just embarrassed till I wanted to Kill The Bitch. Then, brilliant observer I am, I figured my feelings had veered to the intimate.
There's a story for the kiddos, huh?"Mommy knew she wanted to be with Daddy when the thought of some furniture store manager's hands on him made her postal with impotent rage."
And my kid, being my kid, would ask a lot of questions. "Will I have impotent rage someday?"
"Kiddo, being that you're my daughter and latest in a long line of women that never did all they set out to do, I'd almost bet on it, honey."
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:36:12 am PDT #9191 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.