Oh yes
mmmmmmmbunk
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ailleann - Apr 06, 2006 9:33:09 am PDT #9187 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 9:34:24 am PDT #9188 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I am very confused by the switch from Bob to Steve. I enjoyed having Bob as a catch-all name for a Dude With Whom You Are Seen.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:35:26 am PDT #9189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bob:Steve::relationship:crush
Or something.
erikaj - Apr 06, 2006 9:35:44 am PDT #9190 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Do I still get Brave Points for telling so he wouldn't tell me how great the sex was with somebody else?
I thought I was just embarrassed till I wanted to Kill The Bitch. Then, brilliant observer I am, I figured my feelings had veered to the intimate.
There's a story for the kiddos, huh?"Mommy knew she wanted to be with Daddy when the thought of some furniture store manager's hands on him made her postal with impotent rage."
And my kid, being my kid, would ask a lot of questions. "Will I have impotent rage someday?"
"Kiddo, being that you're my daughter and latest in a long line of women that never did all they set out to do, I'd almost bet on it, honey."
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:36:12 am PDT #9191 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:36:58 am PDT #9192 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bob:Steve::carrots:indeterminate vegetable
(me:analogies::Bob:carrots)
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 9:37:53 am PDT #9193 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Or Steve's carrot might be... overcooked.
Steph L. - Apr 06, 2006 9:38:11 am PDT #9194 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
Brokeback Carrot?
bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 9:38:21 am PDT #9195 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This is all very helpful.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:39:33 am PDT #9196 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Brokeback Carrot?
Steve NASTY.