Bob:Steve::relationship:crush
Or something.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:35:26 am PDT #9189 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
erikaj - Apr 06, 2006 9:35:44 am PDT #9190 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Do I still get Brave Points for telling so he wouldn't tell me how great the sex was with somebody else?
I thought I was just embarrassed till I wanted to Kill The Bitch. Then, brilliant observer I am, I figured my feelings had veered to the intimate.
There's a story for the kiddos, huh?"Mommy knew she wanted to be with Daddy when the thought of some furniture store manager's hands on him made her postal with impotent rage."
And my kid, being my kid, would ask a lot of questions. "Will I have impotent rage someday?"
"Kiddo, being that you're my daughter and latest in a long line of women that never did all they set out to do, I'd almost bet on it, honey."
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:36:12 am PDT #9191 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 9:36:58 am PDT #9192 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bob:Steve::carrots:indeterminate vegetable
(me:analogies::Bob:carrots)
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 9:37:53 am PDT #9193 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
One is dating Bob. One knows his carrotishness. Steve? Who knows. He might not make it to the second date.
Or Steve's carrot might be... overcooked.
Steph L. - Apr 06, 2006 9:38:11 am PDT #9194 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Dude, Bob can totally kick Steve's ass.
You wait. It's only a matter of time before that's not what Bob is doing to Steve's ass, and we're all left here empty-handed.
Brokeback Carrot?
bon bon - Apr 06, 2006 9:38:21 am PDT #9195 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This is all very helpful.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 9:39:33 am PDT #9196 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Brokeback Carrot?
Steve NASTY.
Gudanov - Apr 06, 2006 9:40:05 am PDT #9197 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Okay I think I've got it figured out, Bob was the relationship guy, but then he met Steve, they became gay lovers, this ended the relationship with Bob and therefore Bob became Steve.
sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 9:40:37 am PDT #9198 of 10001
All my crushes morphed into umEW he's my FRIEND. Which would be annoying except that it's like the crushes committed ritual suicide (um, the emotion, not the object of) and poofed, so there's nothing to be annoyed about.
There was only one incidence of pining, but I was an angst-filled 14. I'm giving myself a pass. 14 was rough.