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'War Stories'


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Calli - Apr 06, 2006 8:21:59 am PDT #9128 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And then there's "nice" in the Good Omens sense, and precise and accurate can have their uses. Still, it's not at the top of my Looking For list.

I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.

Given my dating history for the past decade, I should probably just get myself a motorcycle and be done with it.


Jesse - Apr 06, 2006 8:23:07 am PDT #9129 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Years ago that sorta' applied to me.

Everyone's a mess when they're young, aren't they? For the most part, I mean.


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 8:24:42 am PDT #9130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Everyone's a mess when they're young, aren't they? For the most part, I mean.

Not me. I was perfect.

Well, you can't lose at a game you won't play. And I didn't really play in the relationship space. Well, still don't, really. But for different reasons, possibly including habituation. And migraines. Not that I wouldn't. I just haven't, exactly.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 8:24:43 am PDT #9131 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.

Huh. Years ago I got freaked out by guys I knew who got into bad motorcycle accidents. So no motorcycle for me - at least until I move to a place less urban than Chicago.


Nutty - Apr 06, 2006 8:26:04 am PDT #9132 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Everyone's a mess when they're young, aren't they?

OMG I'll be young forever.


Lee - Apr 06, 2006 8:26:44 am PDT #9133 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not me. I was perfect.

Why do you give us set-up lines like that one? Why?


DavidS - Apr 06, 2006 8:27:05 am PDT #9134 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh. Years ago I got freaked out by guys I knew who got into bad motorcycle accidents. So no motorcycle for me - at least until I move to a place less urban than Chicago.

Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?


TomW - Apr 06, 2006 8:27:12 am PDT #9135 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Years ago that sorta' applied to me

Yup, me too. Took me a while to realise that being a hyper passive-aggressive son of a bitch didn't really make me "nice".


lori - Apr 06, 2006 8:27:44 am PDT #9136 of 10001

More monkeys. [link]


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:30 am PDT #9137 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?

I'd probably go more modern than that, and get USB ports in my skull.