Everyone's a mess when they're young, aren't they? For the most part, I mean.
Not me. I was perfect.
Well, you can't lose at a game you won't play. And I didn't really play in the relationship space. Well, still don't, really. But for different reasons, possibly including habituation. And migraines. Not that I wouldn't. I just haven't, exactly.
I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.
Huh. Years ago I got freaked out by guys I knew who got into bad motorcycle accidents. So no motorcycle for me - at least until I move to a place less urban than Chicago.
Everyone's a mess when they're young, aren't they?
OMG I'll be young forever.
Not me. I was perfect.
Why do you give us set-up lines like that one? Why?
Huh. Years ago I got freaked out by guys I knew who got into bad motorcycle accidents. So no motorcycle for me - at least until I move to a place less urban than Chicago.
Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?
Years ago that sorta' applied to me
Yup, me too. Took me a while to realise that being a hyper passive-aggressive son of a bitch didn't really make me "nice".
Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?
I'd probably go more modern than that, and get USB ports in my skull.
I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.
Sadly, Alton Brown is already taken.
Why do you give us set-up lines like that one? Why?
I ain't lying. I had a perfect record with no losses. If you want to get all pedantic and try and count wins, whatever. I like my semantic spin on it.
being a hyper-passive aggressive son of a bitch didn't really make me "nice".
I've tried to explain this to some guys, but I guess it's the sort of thing you need to work out for yourself. Perhaps if I tell them they'll get their own version of Nora when they're done, it'll help.