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tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 8:24:43 am PDT #9131 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.

Huh. Years ago I got freaked out by guys I knew who got into bad motorcycle accidents. So no motorcycle for me - at least until I move to a place less urban than Chicago.

Nutty - Apr 06, 2006 8:26:04 am PDT #9132 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Everyone's a mess when they're young, aren't they?

OMG I'll be young forever.

Lee - Apr 06, 2006 8:26:44 am PDT #9133 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not me. I was perfect.

Why do you give us set-up lines like that one? Why?

DavidS - Apr 06, 2006 8:27:05 am PDT #9134 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Huh. Years ago I got freaked out by guys I knew who got into bad motorcycle accidents. So no motorcycle for me - at least until I move to a place less urban than Chicago.

Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?

TomW - Apr 06, 2006 8:27:12 am PDT #9135 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Years ago that sorta' applied to me

Yup, me too. Took me a while to realise that being a hyper passive-aggressive son of a bitch didn't really make me "nice".

lori - Apr 06, 2006 8:27:44 am PDT #9136 of 10001

More monkeys. [link]

tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:30 am PDT #9137 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?

I'd probably go more modern than that, and get USB ports in my skull.

Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:40 am PDT #9138 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.

Sadly, Alton Brown is already taken.

§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:55 am PDT #9139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why do you give us set-up lines like that one? Why?

I ain't lying. I had a perfect record with no losses. If you want to get all pedantic and try and count wins, whatever. I like my semantic spin on it.

being a hyper-passive aggressive son of a bitch didn't really make me "nice".

I've tried to explain this to some guys, but I guess it's the sort of thing you need to work out for yourself. Perhaps if I tell them they'll get their own version of Nora when they're done, it'll help.

Lee - Apr 06, 2006 8:30:11 am PDT #9140 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And to go with the monkeys, Noodles

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