Clearly you need to cultivate an edge, Tom. Have you considered metallic studs implanted in your scalp?
I'd probably go more modern than that, and get USB ports in my skull.
Gimme some milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:30 am PDT #9137 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:40 am PDT #9138 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm probably looking for a genuinely nice guy with a dry sense of humor and a motorcycle.
Sadly, Alton Brown is already taken.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 8:28:55 am PDT #9139 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why do you give us set-up lines like that one? Why?
I ain't lying. I had a perfect record with no losses. If you want to get all pedantic and try and count wins, whatever. I like my semantic spin on it.
being a hyper-passive aggressive son of a bitch didn't really make me "nice".
I've tried to explain this to some guys, but I guess it's the sort of thing you need to work out for yourself. Perhaps if I tell them they'll get their own version of Nora when they're done, it'll help.
Lee - Apr 06, 2006 8:30:11 am PDT #9140 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
And to go with the monkeys, Noodles
Scrappy - Apr 06, 2006 8:31:01 am PDT #9141 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sadly, Alton Brown is already taken
As is my BF. Plus, he like carrots something fierce.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2006 8:31:51 am PDT #9142 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"Nice" sounds backhanded to me almost all of the time. It's either the only thing you can think of to say because the person's just not interesting, or the beginning of the sentence "No, he's a really nice guy, it's just that..."
Lee - Apr 06, 2006 8:32:29 am PDT #9143 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I ain't lying. I had a perfect record with no losses. If you want to get all pedantic and try and count wins, whatever. I like my semantic spin on it.
I was thinking more along the lines of "what happened" then nuh uh.
sarameg - Apr 06, 2006 8:36:21 am PDT #9144 of 10001
There is omne of those noodle places near me. I've not tried it yet.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2006 8:37:20 am PDT #9145 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was thinking more along the lines of "what happened" then nuh uh.
Record's still mostly ties.
"No, he's a really nice guy, it's just that..."
...he smells like dead fish.
...he can't hold down a job.
...he lives with his ex-girlfriend's parents.
Just sifting through ideas.
brenda m - Apr 06, 2006 8:39:10 am PDT #9146 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
They're not bad. The noodles, I mean. That's a Madison joint that's been expanding. Nice when you want something quick and easy, but not fast food.