Oh, I bet we can come up with a few suggestions.
It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Oh, I bet we can come up with a few suggestions.
It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
raunch should not be in public.
Where there is no trust, there can be no line dancing...
A pair of friends had a great gag for their garter toss... to the theme from Peter Gunn, he wandered in from the side, did some cartoon-wolf-ish "sexy mama" looks, climbed halfway up her dress, and then pulled out a string of a brazilian napkins tied together with the garter at the end. Got a lot of laughs.
raunch should not be in public.
The Jamaican tradition differs.
As soon as this crazyass detox diet is over, I'm going to have an omelette with tons of cheese, mushrooms, peppers, onions, and then more cheese. And butter. And wheat toast. And a HUGE glass of orange juice.
Followed by black tea with honey and milk.
Man. Do I want cheese.
I'm realizing that I've never given notice at a real job. I don't know how it's done!
[Letterhead or your name
and Address]
[Date]
[Manager's Name]
[Company Name]
[Company Address]
Dear [ASSHAT],
I regret to inform you that my last day of employment at [the Hellmouth] will be [DATE (try to give notice 3 weeks in advance if you can, because you never know when you'll need a reference from these people)].
I would like to thank you for the opportunities you have provided, and the professional experience I have gained here at [THE VERY MOUTH OF HELL]. Please let me know what I can do to help you transition my responsibilities to my co-workers, in the next [X] weeks.
Sincerely,
[shrift, title]
cc: [Whoever needs to be CC'd like Human Resources, etc.]
OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue? Making out for an extended period of time? For me, there's a long way between a quick peck and "raunch," and a lot of it is wedding-appropriate.
Many of my friends learned of my judgemental-ness last week, culminating when I seriously gave them all a lecture about their bad behavior at the ballet.
Is it raunchy if its private? Then its just sorta sex.
It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
Aw, come on. At least laugh in their faces when they offer you more money to stay.
Allyson you can have an omelette with peppers and onions.