I'm realizing that I've never given notice at a real job. I don't know how it's done!
[Letterhead or your name
and Address]
[Date]
[Manager's Name]
[Company Name]
[Company Address]
Dear [ASSHAT],
I regret to inform you that my last day of employment at [the Hellmouth] will be [DATE (try to give notice 3 weeks in advance if you can, because you never know when you'll need a reference from these people)].
I would like to thank you for the opportunities you have provided, and the professional experience I have gained here at [THE VERY MOUTH OF HELL]. Please let me know what I can do to help you transition my responsibilities to my co-workers, in the next [X] weeks.
Sincerely,
[shrift, title]
cc: [Whoever needs to be CC'd like Human Resources, etc.]
OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue? Making out for an extended period of time? For me, there's a long way between a quick peck and "raunch," and a lot of it is wedding-appropriate.
Many of my friends learned of my judgemental-ness last week, culminating when I seriously gave them all a lecture about their bad behavior at the ballet.
Is it raunchy if its private? Then its just sorta sex.
It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.
Aw, come on. At least laugh in their faces when they offer you more money to stay.
Allyson you can have an omelette with peppers and onions.
OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue?
Well...a deep, slow, wet kiss. The sort that reminds everyone that the couple's going to go and have a rollicking time in bed once the shebang is done (even if they, statistically won't). The sort of kiss you'd
never
have in front of your parents otherwise, and that makes the kids giggle with embarassment.
But I'm not talking about copping a feel or biting earlobes. Mostly like the movie/TV kiss where the couple kiss for the first time and it's full of intent, but not a session in and of itself.
Wow. I really want to make out with someone now.
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding? That's too bad. We need to create course on hot, married sex, starring Zoe and Wash.
remember what I said about the cookies before? DOUBLE IT!
