OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue?
Well...a deep, slow, wet kiss. The sort that reminds everyone that the couple's going to go and have a rollicking time in bed once the shebang is done (even if they, statistically won't). The sort of kiss you'd
never
have in front of your parents otherwise, and that makes the kids giggle with embarassment.
But I'm not talking about copping a feel or biting earlobes. Mostly like the movie/TV kiss where the couple kiss for the first time and it's full of intent, but not a session in and of itself.
Wow. I really want to make out with someone now.
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding? That's too bad. We need to create course on hot, married sex, starring Zoe and Wash.
remember what I said about the cookies before? DOUBLE IT!
Seriously. I really wanted to make out with someone Friday night, but now I REALLY want to make out with someone.
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding?
Yeah, I've heard that, too. By the end of the reception, people are tired/drunk/cranky from deal with families/whatever.
A pair of friends had a great gag for their garter toss... to the theme from Peter Gunn, he wandered in from the side, did some cartoon-wolf-ish "sexy mama" looks, climbed halfway up her dress, and then pulled out a string of a brazilian napkins tied together with the garter at the end. Got a lot of laughs.
Heh. I have friends who, at their wedding reception, for the garter toss, the groom (unbeknownst to the bride) had hidden a pair of HUGE granny panties up his jacket sleeve. He acted like he was reaching under her dress for the garter, and then produced the granny panties instead. (IIRC, they were camouflage-print, b/c the groom had been a Marine.) The bride turned fire-engine red, but also laughed and laughed at the undies.
Statistically, a couple won't go have a rollicking time in bed, after the wedding?
I read somewhere that wedding night sex is
not
the norm. My best friend said she was just too tired to bother, and besids, she'd had sex with him for years beforehand.
I really want to make out with someone now.
Yeah, me too.
try to give notice 3 weeks in advance if you can
Three weeks?! They're getting two. And they'll be glad of it, or I may decide it needs to be effective immediately.
Aw, come on. At least laugh in their faces when they offer you more money to stay.
They probably won't. And I'd like my last laugh to be finding a new job with better pay and less stress. It's a crappy revenge that leaves me unemployed.
And seriously, if I couldn't bring myself to grab someone random to make out with at 2am in a bar in a foreign country, what are my odds at 2pm in my own neighborhood?
