So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.

Faith ,'Get It Done'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 8:46:03 am PST #6703 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

raunch should not be in public.


Ailleann - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:02 am PST #6704 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Where there is no trust, there can be no line dancing...

A pair of friends had a great gag for their garter toss... to the theme from Peter Gunn, he wandered in from the side, did some cartoon-wolf-ish "sexy mama" looks, climbed halfway up her dress, and then pulled out a string of a brazilian napkins tied together with the garter at the end. Got a lot of laughs.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:14 am PST #6705 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

raunch should not be in public.

The Jamaican tradition differs.


Allyson - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:38 am PST #6706 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

As soon as this crazyass detox diet is over, I'm going to have an omelette with tons of cheese, mushrooms, peppers, onions, and then more cheese. And butter. And wheat toast. And a HUGE glass of orange juice.

Followed by black tea with honey and milk.

Man. Do I want cheese.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 28, 2006 8:47:43 am PST #6707 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm realizing that I've never given notice at a real job. I don't know how it's done!

[Letterhead or your name
and Address]

[Date]

[Manager's Name]
[Company Name]
[Company Address]

Dear [ASSHAT],

I regret to inform you that my last day of employment at [the Hellmouth] will be [DATE (try to give notice 3 weeks in advance if you can, because you never know when you'll need a reference from these people)].

I would like to thank you for the opportunities you have provided, and the professional experience I have gained here at [THE VERY MOUTH OF HELL]. Please let me know what I can do to help you transition my responsibilities to my co-workers, in the next [X] weeks.

Sincerely,
[shrift, title]

cc: [Whoever needs to be CC'd like Human Resources, etc.]


Jesse - Mar 28, 2006 8:48:08 am PST #6708 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue? Making out for an extended period of time? For me, there's a long way between a quick peck and "raunch," and a lot of it is wedding-appropriate.

Many of my friends learned of my judgemental-ness last week, culminating when I seriously gave them all a lecture about their bad behavior at the ballet.


Trudy Booth - Mar 28, 2006 8:49:53 am PST #6709 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is it raunchy if its private? Then its just sorta sex.


Dana - Mar 28, 2006 8:49:53 am PST #6710 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It's tempting, but I shall refrain from firebombing any bridges.

Aw, come on. At least laugh in their faces when they offer you more money to stay.


msbelle - Mar 28, 2006 8:50:40 am PST #6711 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson you can have an omelette with peppers and onions.


§ ita § - Mar 28, 2006 8:50:52 am PST #6712 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OK, what do you mean by raunchy? Kissing with tongue?

Well...a deep, slow, wet kiss. The sort that reminds everyone that the couple's going to go and have a rollicking time in bed once the shebang is done (even if they, statistically won't). The sort of kiss you'd never have in front of your parents otherwise, and that makes the kids giggle with embarassment.

But I'm not talking about copping a feel or biting earlobes. Mostly like the movie/TV kiss where the couple kiss for the first time and it's full of intent, but not a session in and of itself.